When you’re cleaning and find a pile of Polaroids the girls took during their last sleepover. Missing are the 25 pics they took of the TV show Nailed It that didn’t turn out at all.

When you’re cleaning and find a pile of Polaroids the girls took during their last sleepover. Missing are the 25 pics they took of the TV show Nailed It that didn’t turn out at all.

🛁🛁🛁 Welcome to my first bath in our huge garden tub and we’ve lived here for two years. My first thoughts?
💦 I’m not sure how I can take a bath without a bath tray (h/t Sara Davis).
💦 We don’t have enough hot water for an adult to take a bath in hot water up to your neck. By the end, the hot water was on full blast and it was coming out cold. Tom, take note for our future forever home… I need a shit ton more hot water.
💦 A corner tub is absolutely ridiculous unless you’re planning on having a bunch of kids in it. All it is for me is a big waste of water.
💦 Lush bath bombs are super cool. Even ones that looks like it might be boring. The purple one I did today ended up with a glitter sparkly tail about halfway through.
When I’m done I think it’ll be out to the club since I am literally covered in glitter. ✨✨✨ Nice and soft from the Cocoa Butter… But sparkly. 😂


I used Hi Ho Silver!

You’d never guess how anxious I was two hours before this happy family photo.
You see I hate traffic, I hate congestion, I hate hoardes of people, and I don’t do well with the unknown…yet we were on our way to downtown Chicago with the kids to meet an out-of-town friend for dinner. I wasn’t even driving, but just simply being a passenger is enough to raise my anxiety levels (I can literally feel the anxiety rising up in my chest). Now, it’s not debilitating by any means and I can always power through, but it’s why I tend to be a homebody. The good part is that Tom’s presence makes me feel better and the kids get to see me handle something not fun…and everything usually ends up just fine.
We had delicious 🍕 pizza at Genos East Pizza, delicious 🍨dessert at Shake Shack, we drooled over everything at Dylan’s Candy Bar, and then went a little 🛁 bath bomb crazy at Lush Cosmetics (I’m not sure if I should thank or curse my friend Sara who introduced me to them). And I survived to tell the tale. 🥰
The kids loved it and we had a good time so I guess my anxiety was worth it…but I was glad to get back to our little burg.

Our family selfie!

And since we did have someone to take our photo…

I love me a rainbow…

I am so glad I remembered that Lush was on Michigan Avenue, and as luck would have it it was directly on our way back to the car!!

So a few days ago it was 70° and gorgeous and walking through the neighborhood was a dream. It was also perfect timing for me as I had recently restarted (for about the 10th time) my weight loss efforts and walking is my thing (it’s the only exercise I did when I lost 141# a few years ago).
So fast forward a day and it snowed. Then I burst a blood vessel on my toe and it was painful to walk. So today it was super windy and a little chilly but it was at least sunny so I bundled up and off I went, hood up and everything (I stopped short of a scarf and gloves). I’ve gained a bit of that 141# back but I’m now determined to get it off again.


Guys, you should really learn what cell phone button presses set off the emergency contact/911 sequence. (FYI, for iPhones you rapidly press the top or side button five times.)
I had my phone wrapped in my leggings waistband and wanted to turn the volume down without unwrapping it… Nothing was happening and then I heard a weird loud noise I’d never heard. I quickly unwrapped my phone to see my phone dialing 911. I hung up (wasn’t sure if it had connected yet) and then had to stop my phone from dialing my emergency contacts.
THEN I had to answer a callback from Lake County 911 checking if everything was okay.
I explained what had happened and told her I was mortified. 😣 They were nice about it.
Upshot? Lake County 911 is on the ball.
Our last fire of the year…

Because that’s what I’ll be doing in about five minutes once our son goes to bed. I LOVE doing Facebook party demos except for the minor fact that now I look great but it’s 8pm on a weeknight and I have nowhere to go. First world problems, amirite?! Maybe I should start scheduling them for FRIDAY night…except honestly we are pretty much homebodies and we likely wouldn’t be going anywhere then, either. Maybe a quick run to SamsClub? Target? Dairy Queen? #momlife

So Owen decided to ask the tooth fairy for her autograph last night to prove she was real. He even left out his own dollar for her to sign. ☺️
He’s been lightly questioning the Easter bunny, Santa, and the tooth fairy for awhile but he still believes…for now. I like that he signed the letter “from your believer Owen.” 🥰


Owen has had a loose tooth for awhile now and he came home from school today saying it was time for project Nerf gun tooth removal. Inspired by his second cousin Luke he decided it was time to try it. It took a few tries (our string was way too long) but we had success!!

Y’all, I just went live for the very first time on my business page and of course this is the damn screenshot that Facebook decides to put on the video. Seriously?! Why does Facebook hate us so much? I’d love to know the algorithm that determines what moment gets chosen because this just feels rude.

https://www.facebook.com/580560630/posts/10156031489920631/
The ones that got me laughing and then it was all downhill from there.



It’s so gorgeous out right now I figured a walk was absolutely called for. Before it snows later this week. 😖
(I randomly took about 20 photos while I was walking and this single photo was the only good one!!)

I don’t always put on a full face of makeup to go on a walk first thing in the morning but I have an appointment this afternoon so I figured why not just get it done right now so I don’t have to worry about it later. And I know it will last through whatever I throw at it.

I like that I’m much more comfortable nowadays without anything at all on my face. (Well, I do have skincare on…just no makeup!) I also love knowing that my skin cells are turning over and renewing 23.3% faster!!! 🤸🏼♀️🤸🏿♀️🤸🏼♂️🤸🏿♂️ #ladiesofacertainage


It looked gorgeous but it was a tad chilly. The sun finally came out so I actually got out of the car…but am still under a blanket. 🥶 C’mon summer.
Tom didn’t plan on helping out but once he got there of course he did! Unfortunately no pics of Owen because they were too far away. But! He appears to be one of the better kids on the team!!



So today we were cleaning out Owen’s baseball bag which hasn’t been touched since we moved. Lots of great memories… /sniff/ Here’s hoping a new city and new team ends up just as awesome as our last…


I love my new chair…

And my dog…


April 24 marks my official 2-year anniversary. It seems like just yesterday and forever ago at the same time!
I’ve lost track of what Spring Break day it is, I just know it’s margarita time y’all. (No I haven’t even showered yet. It’s that kind of day.)


We took Owen in for his random stomach aches (thinking it might be constipation again) but he got the all clear after x-rays. So not sure what’s going on…

We came home from a play date with friends and the kids wanted to go across the street and play with the three neighbor boys. They went over and the kids weren’t home but the dad offered to take Katie and Owen to them—they were at a local gaming place. They were both willing to spend their own money to do it so I then offered to pay for them, thinking that they would be able to play a multiplayer game with the other boys instead of being limited to two people per game like they generally are at home on the Xbox.
Fast forward to receiving this picture from the dad and this is what was going on: everybody was on a different computer doing something different. In other words, paying for exactly what they could be doing at home for free. so we had a conversation about that when they got home. Katie spent two hours on YouTube and Owen played by himself for two hours which is just an insane waste of money.
Kids.






We planned to go for the whole day (with friends!) but Owen’s stomach started hurting so we had to bug out after about two hours.