I used an app tonight to upload 6 photos of me to turn into avatars. Not a single one of the 30 it created looks anything even remotely like me. I guess the chuckle was maybe worth the $1.99?
AI still obviously has a loooong way to go.
Category Archives: Funnies
We’re Disney-fied!
Once upon a time there was a girl…
I went to the doctors to get my anxiety meds refilled
Y’all. I went to the doctors to get my anxiety meds refilled and he asked if I’ve ever thought of going off it as a trial since I’ve been on it for two years.
I said dead straight I HAVE AN 11YO DAUGHTER and he just laughed. And gave me a refill. And said “maybe when the kids go off to college.”
Want to hear something pathetic?
I’m sitting here wondering why the hell my arms hurt so much. It’s not the COVID shot – that was too long ago. Why are my arms so sore then? Like I’m legit starting to freak out.
Then I remember.
I did this today. Which I haven’t done in months.
Y’all my arms hurt from straightening my hair.
I’m a creature of habit.
The perfect snow globe doesn’t ex—
Who’s up for some summer water?
Get your own taco!
Boston language
Truer words have never been spoken.
Truer words have never been spoken.
My life with Katie
me going on a stupid little daily walk
TRUTH.
The anatomy of a Boston Terrier
I feel ALLLL of these.
I feel all of these tweets about teens.
And Katie isn’t even a teen yet.
You got us. Well played.
I feel seen.
If puberty had a mascot.
There are days, y’all.
With both the not-even-really-a-preteen-yet girl and the newly-minted teen boy.
Thankfully today isn’t one of them (yet?) but I thought this was too good not to post—it’s funny because it’s true.
The two stages of winter.
OMG it feels like at least 2 years ago!
One of the best advertisements I’ve seen for a moving company.
Needless to say we reached this age a loooong time ago.
The last time we officially had friends help move us was back in 2003 (from our first house to our second house—a mile away and we didn’t have much stuff yet.)Tom actually moved most of it on a borrowed trailer and then our realtor helped unload a bunch of stuff.
I’m very thankful that through all our years in the military they paid for all of our moves. I can’t imagine doing it on our own.
I hate this time of year.
It’s funny because it’s true.
“You won’t believe the bathroom!”
Tom just went to turn off lights to go to bed and he came out saying OH MY GOD. YOU WON’T BELIEVE THE BATHROOM.
I knew Katie had been in there last and could only imagine. Her M.O. is toilet paper scraps on the floor, unflushed toilet, and band-aid wrappers. I told him he’d have to make her clean it in the morning.
He just told me I had to go look. This is what I found.
Teenager Pro Tips
Hilarious and totally actuate… Follow them on Facebook.
We’re down to the final hours.
Or picking up the kids from two weeks of grandparent camp. Which happens today. In a few hours.
Don’t get me wrong. I love my children dearly. But I absolutely do not miss them while they’re gone for these two weeks. Aside from the fact I know they’re having a great time with their grandparents and making awesome memories…our house is soooo quiet and there’s no whining or arguing or drama or asking for snacks and I don’t have to do any parenting, which we all know is mentally exhausting.
FYI Tom says he misses them the whole time. I say it’s because he wasn’t the only one home with them for their entire lives (minus this past Covid timeline).
Tom’s senior moment
We were vacuum sealing hamburger to put in the freezer and I was writing the date on them like I always do: 8/21
After completing a few, Tom looks at me totally serious and says OH MAN.
Me: What?
Him: We forgot our anniversary.
Me: Um. no we didn’t. It’s the 18th.
It then dawns on him I’m writing the year, not the day—August 2021.
I’m so glad we can laugh at and with each other!