It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas…

No. No no no. NOOOOOOOO!! It’s too early. I mean I really don’t ever want it (maybe two weeks around Christmas and New Year) but 11/9 is way too early.

That said, the kids were EXCITED. Owen woke me up to tell me and when I woke up Katie and told her, she literally jumped out of bed and ran to the window.

If you need me, I’ll be bundled up under blankets on the couch with the dog.

Winging it in the kitchen…

Holy crap! I just winged the most delicious tomato soup from some old roasted tomatos/onions, some leftover “chicken water” (from those chicken breasts I cooked in the instant pot last week), and a few seasonings. I want to eat this all RIGHT NOW. Maybe this will be dinner…except I doubt either kid will eat it… 😣 How come they don’t know how good they have it to have a mom who cooks real food?!

And yes, that’s a tomato seed in my hair. 😂 I’ve also been chopping the last of our tomatoes for more roasting.

3pm edit: HA! It’s now being turned into goulash!! I put noodles in it…and they kept growing and sucked all the liquid out! So now I’ve added leftover hamburger and a few more spices! And it’s still delicious!

Two things this morning…

1️⃣ Today I’m donating three formal dresses/gowns to a local charity that provides dresses to high schoolers who can’t afford them. I am thrilled to find someplace like this locally and am even more thrilled to get them out of my house (sizes 16-24). Why have I been keeping them?!

2️⃣ Does anyone else notice something in this pic that is kinda making me crazy? I want to see who all shares my brain.

Three things on my mind today.

1️⃣ I almost hate to admit it, but if I’m being 100% honest, I usually feel better about myself with straight hair. Yes, I like the wavy SOMETIMES but if I could snap my fingers and have straight hair forever, I totally would. TOTALLY. I just wish it didn’t take me 40 minutes and give me sore arms (I even have a lightweight dryer).

2️⃣ One of my new year’s resolutions was to get better at applying makeup. I suck at following YouTube videos so I really just keep winging it and hope I end up with something good. 😂 (Anyone else completely unsuccessful following YouTube videos? It can’t be just me. Maybe my face is broken. 😂) The weird thing is that in the bathroom and up close? It always seems kinda janky. But in pics? It doesn’t seem half bad. Like today.

3️⃣ I wasn’t going to go anywhere today but now that I have THIS hair and THIS face, I feel like I kinda have to. (Is anyone else like this? I can’t waste all this effort on the animals.)

Katie and her new pink heels.

I happened to end up at Payless today and the whole store was 40% off….so of course I couldn’t pass up super cute and cheap shoes for Katie. (I might have gotten like 8 pair. How can I resist when they were like $5-8 each?) Owen is in men’s sizes now (!!) so his options weren’t nearly as plentiful, but he did get new winter boots since he’s about 1.5 sizes bigger than last winter!

Anyway, there were some small heels for Katie, so of course she wanted to wear them immediately. They are only for house wear right now as they’re still a little too big…plus they’re summer shoes. But she loves them!

This is what I got today, minus the pair in the above photo plus two pair of dress shoes. And I might go back after I see what shoes she has for this winter. (I do keep a collage of all her shoes on my phone, but I do buy an odd pair here and there that I don’t track.) We’ll see.

I also had Owen gather all his shoes so I could see if he needed any more—he’s basically a tennis shoe kid so not nearly as fun to buy for. So he may get more than just boots!

Time for flu shots!

Of course Owen was sooo worried about getting a shot—he just can’t seem to remember from year to year that it’s no big deal. Granted he doesn’t get himself as worked up as he used to, but I think he still worries too much for what it is. (It’s always over quickly and he has the “Oh, that’s it?” look.)

Anyway, we took a selfie while we were waiting for our 15 minutes.

More trick-or-treating!

The kids got a surprise second night of trick or treating, thanks to a neighbor who took them to Lake Bluff with their boys. They were thrilled with the free hot dogs and chips at the fire station plus the great candy at the big expensive houses. Owen’s first words were “I want to trick and treat there again!” Sitha, your husband rocks!

Happy Halloween!

🎃👻 HAPPY HALLOWEEN!! 👻🎃 If you want crazy lips like this, I can hook you up! Beats wearing a costume all day!! 😂 Ironically I don’t get as many double-takes with the lip color as I used to. I guess black is mainstream now?! 😳 Don’t get me wrong I am not going full Blackberry anytime soon, but I think I kinda pulled it off today. Lie to me if you have to. 😝

This is what I dress up in… Bat leggings. The end.

Barn dancing!

Owen’s music class is learning barn dancing and parents were allowed to come watch! So of course I took advantage!

The whole thing was a hot mess from start to finish—you can imagine how much fourth graders really want to be dancing, right? That said, Owen did well and didn’t screw around too much (especially compared to other boys, some of which I wanted to throttle).

All I know is those teachers DO NOT get paid enough.

https://youtu.be/dvVAy4FE_jc

One of my favorite meal prep things to do!

1️⃣ Get orange tag chicken breasts at Sam’s Club (7.45# for $10).

2️⃣ Throw them directly into the Instant Pot with some seasoning (today I did two batches: Mexican and garlic).

3️⃣ Shred in KitchenAid.

4️⃣ Freeze!

Details:

The taco one I used 3 breasts, a can of Rotel, maybe 1/3 can of water (just enough to rinse the can) and lots of taco seasoning.

The garlic one I used 6 breasts, 1 cup of water, some bouillon (I never measure that), and loads of garlic powder.

Both cooked for 8 minutes with quick release.

Halloween 2018

I may have tried a SeneGence cat face… and pretty much failed. I am definitely NOT an artist (this took WAY longer than it should have)…but at least I know it’s not going anywhere. 😂 Also, I’m lame. I don’t even have cat ears.

Katie has known she wanted to be Harley Quinn forever. Owen had no real direction and this is a costume I picked up at the resale shop earlier this week on a whim (I knew he’d love it but didn’t think he’d wear it for Halloween).

The girls wanted to be twins. 💕 I think Katie pulled it off slightly better since she had blonde hair and the hair colors showed up better.

The weather was actually decent and the trees were gorgeous! I had to take a pic of me with one since we don’t have any nice ones in our yard.

Tom ended up carrying the girls’ weapons pretty much from the start.

Friends had come with us, and this is the boys heading home after a successful trip.

The haul!

And sorted…because I like to see what we got the most of… AND because you have to keep the chocolate separate from the candy otherwise it gets nasty.

I have to say at first I thought it was way weird having trick-or-treating on a Saturday afternoon instead of on Halloween night… But I like that it’s in daylight and when it’s over we still have time left to chill and eat candy without having to go straight to bed.

The good thing about this year? Since the weather was nicer, we went farther into the neighborhood and they got more candy! Last year we only hit a few houses and then came home…and then felt guilty so we took them out another night in another city. This year it is one and done!

Surprise! Daddy started a fire after trick or treating! Unfortunately it started sprinkling so the kids didn’t last long… But I did get a cute pic of Katie.

The third time was the charm.

Today was take 3 on Tom’s colonoscopy. The previous two times failed because he wasn’t appropriately cleaned out. After the second time we talked to the doctor about a different cleanout method because OBVIOUSLY the disgusting drink they had prescribed wasn’t working. And we suggested what we knew worked and the old cranky doc said no. We did what we wanted anyway and—SURPRISE!!—it was a success!

It took much less time than I anticipated so I only got to sit in the caregiver suite (yes, in the comfy heated massage chair again) for about an hour.

I’m down 13 in one week!

Just in case you weren’t sold on Naturally Slim or didn’t think it was magic… Listen up.

Remember from my earlier post that I gained a whopping THIRTEEN pounds while on the cruise (I ate and drank ALL THE THINGS and then ate and drank some more and then had some more for good measure).

Well, in my first week back on NS, I lost all 13 (13.8 to be exact)!! 😳🤩🤗 Now I know a big chunk of that was water weight (my ankles look and feel normal now!) but holy shit, y’all—even I didn’t expect that big of a loss (but I’ll take it)!

The best part is that now I am super geeked about NS again, which is good because I’ve gained *cough grumble* an embarrassing chunk over the past two years…and it’s high time it came off.

I am SO ready to get back down to my goal weight…