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Tom snuck up behind Owen and scared him.
Owen: AHHH! You heart attacked me!

Something I bought was the perfect thing I’d been looking for.
Tom: Winner winner chicken dinner.
Katie: What? We’re having winner chicken for dinner?

At Gander Mountain:
Katie: Mama! The fishie got dead by a bear because bears eat fishies.

Katie couldn’t get her clothes on: I’m hard to do it.

I finally let her ride in the cool cart.

I hate these carts so rarely let her ride in one. They’re just heavy and super awkward to maneuver. But this small one magically appeared at Marshall’s today (it’s never once been there so I think it somehow migrated from another spot in the mall) and she begged me with sugar on top so I relented. You gotta love that smile. 🙂

  

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Katie had her Doc McStuffins stethoscope on my chest:
Mom! You have some sounds! I hearded them!

I told Katie to go open the front door because Tom was coming home:
I can’t! I don’t have muscles!

While half watching The Flash (daddy was watching) while “reading” to me, Katie saw bullets on the floor in the scene:
Those are her shoots.

Katie, looking at my wedding ring:
Mama! Look! There’s a pretty jewel right there!

Tom: Tell mama about your flower nightlight.
Katie: Daddy used screws!

Owen: Katie, your voice is cute. I want to listen to it forever. That means I don’t want you to die. 

Owen, watching a friend play XBox Lego Movie and trying to help:
Do it [that way]. Just trust me.

The kids were talking about our mosaic wedding photo during dinner.
Katie: And that’s my mom and that’s my dad. You were a princess. And daddy was your prince. ❤️

We were watching Hotel Transylvania 2 and Katie said she wanted to ride a bike like Mavis (BMX-style).
Me: Katie, you don’t ride the bike you have.
Katie, frowning: I keep giving up.

Q&A with the kids

A friend posted this on Facebook and I did it with the kids: Without ANY prompting ask your kids these questions. It’s a great way to see what they think. (I asked them separately but they were in the same room at the same time.)

Owen, 6
Katie, 3

1. What is something I always say to you?
Owen: I love you.
Katie: Be polite. 

2. What makes me happy?
Owen: Being nice.
Katie: Being polite.

3. What makes me sad?
Owen: Not being polite. 
Katie: Not being polite. 

4. How do I make you laugh?
Owen: Telling jokes. 
Katie: Like this <cackles>. Donuts.

5. What was I like as a child?
Owen: Reading. 
Katie: Playing dinner. 

6. How old am I?
Owen: 42
Katie: I don’t know.

7. How tall am I?
Owen: 4.5 inches. 
Katie: I don’t know. You’re big.

8. What is my favorite thing to do?
Owen: Going to the beach.
Katie: Play games with me.

9. What do I do when you’re not around?
Owen: Watch Ellen Degeneres.
Katie: I don’t know.

10. What am I really good at?
Owen: Reading.
Katie: Putting the tv on.

11. What am I not very good at?
Owen: Playing video games.
Katie: Making dinner.

12. What do I do for a job?
Owen: You don’t have any jobs.
Katie: Something amazing.

13. What is my favorite food?
Owen: Pizza.
Katie: Chicken dog. I mean pizza.

14. What do you enjoy doing with me?
Owen: Playing board games.
Katie: I don’t know.

Who knew an old desktop would be that fun?

Tom is getting rid of an old desktop and just had it sitting temporarily in the living room. The kids were completely enthralled with it. I was at my computer and I heard Owen behind me clicking away on the keyboard, saying he was texting dad and playing music. He also kept plugging and replugging the mouse and keyboard cords.

Then, of course, Katie got involved. When she wasn’t clicking away she was “on the phone” (the mouse). 🙂

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Owen was working on Legos at the table. I heard a piece hit the floor.
Me: Something just hit the floor.
Owen: Not something. Someone. [Smartass grin]

Tom was tickling Owen before bedtime.
Owen: Stop, you’re making me wild!

Uncle Rob: Owen, watch your Legos.
Owen: Why, are they going to run away?

Katie and Owen were playing catch with her new baseball mitt.
Katie: Owen caught my ball into my mitten!

Tom and Rob were speaking with an English accent.
Owen: Stop speaking Harry Potter!

Christmas Morning!

Santa was here!

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“It says Barbie Dreamhouse!” (Every time she sees Barbie she thinks it says Barbie Dreamhouse since that’s a show she watches on Netflix.

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Santa knew Katie liked Sofia the First and brought her a crown (and amulet and gown, which you will see later)!

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“It’s a tutu!!! With a Michigan State helmet!!!”

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“Look at all the new princesses!”

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“Anna! Now I have Anna and Elsa!”

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Grannie knew she liked Sofia, too!

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As he was starting to open it, “Look! Two dice!” And then was amazed to see ALL the dice!

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She does this with every piece of clothing. 🙂

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Opening a family gift from Santa!

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Done at at 8am on the dot! (But then we realized we hadn’t done stockings!)

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Maggie REALLY enjoying a bully stick from her stocking!

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A cutie amidst the mess.

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Me: Katie, can you help me put these [dishes] away?
Katie: Of course, my dear!

We were shopping at Marshall’s and testing out a squeaker dog toy.
Me: [squeak squeak]
Katie: MAMA! That’s Maggie’s sound!!

I cracked my neck.
Katie: Mama! Don’t break your bones!

Katie wanted to take a picture of me so I gave her my phone. She backed up, looked to be framing the shot, and took the picture.

Me, looking at it: Good job, Bug!
Katie, smiling proudly: I made sure your head wasn’t cut off!

Seeing a mannequin in lingerie at Kohl’s:
Katie: Mama! She forgot to put clothes on!

Katie’s afternoon challenge

She’s done a handful of letters at a time but never the whole set…but she’s very good at it so I dumped them all out and left her to it.

She did quite well until a little more than halfway through when she started whining that it was useless and she couldn’t do it. I didn’t want to help her too much, but I arranged them a bit and tried to put wrong letters in wrong pieces which got her interested again (to tell me I was wrong).

Finished!

Putting them away!

 

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I love Owen’s phonetic spelling attempts. Zebras? Z-E-B-R-E-R-U-S

Owen got home from school.
Katie: Daddy, come down. Owen’s in the house now.

I was cooking in the kitchen, making a marinade with honey.
Katie: Is that syrup?
Me: No, it’s honey.
Katie: I love honey.
Me: You do?
Katie: Yes.
Me: Are you sure?
Katie: Yes!
I gave her some to taste. She makes a face.
Me: You don’t like it, do you?
Katie, shaking her head: NO.

Owen: Mom, when Katie is older and gives birth?
Me: Yes? [Intrigued as to where this is going to go.]
Owen: I’ll let my kids stay up until 9:30.

Flu shots for three!

We finally made it in for flu shots at the hospital this morning! I figured what better morning than the morning when we were all already up and showered by 7:15. :/

Owen was adamant about not wanting the shot so got the mist. Katie probably could have gotten the mist but one of the rules is you had to keep your hands completely out of your face all day and we weren’t sure she could do that…so she got the shot. She squawked for the 1.3 seconds it took and then she was fine. Owen made more of a stink about the mist than Katie did about her shot! He knew it wasn’t a shot but he just gets himself so worked up over nothing it’s silly. And then when it’s over and it was no big deal, he acts like he knew it was no big deal the whole time. Kids.

Katie showing Owen her band-aid. (As she repeated many times: “Mama and me got band-aids because we got shots. Owen got drops.”)

Enjoying her stickers:

Walking and watching

Katie loves to bounce in the bounce house…except she wants you to watch her. 🙂 So whenever I walk on the treadmill, she bounces. She’s actually a riot to watch—with jumps and kicks and tossing big soft things around. Tonight she had to run and get her bear so they could jump together. 

  

Afterward, heading upstairs:
Me: Katie, you did awesome in there!
Katie: I know, I had awesome kicks!

They are both so sweet.

So we’re watching Inside Out and some scene comes on where the characters are crying.

Katie: What’s he doing?
Tom: He’s crying. It’s good to cry. It’s how we deal with things.
Owen: Like when Grandma Marsha died.
Tom and I look at each other and get teary.
Me: Exactly.
Owen: And we won’t forget her…
Katie: Because she’s always in our heart.
Tom and I look at each other again and just about lose it. The kids weren’t phased at all and just went back to watching the movie.

I’m glad the things I’ve said to them have sunk in, even if Katie doesn’t specifically understand yet.

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Owen: Mom, my tongue hurts.
Me: Why does your tongue hurt?
Owen: Because I really want to eat.
Me: Yeah it doesn’t work like that.

Owen: Burger King is delicious.
Me: Yes it is.
Owen: But the breakfast meals are deliciouser.

As we are driving in the car:
Tom, to Katie: Kisses!
Katie: I can’t reach! I’m in my seat!

At Costco after Katie said she had to go potty and was successful:
Me: Katie, you did such a great job! I’m so proud of you!
Katie: I know. Thank you.

Driving to Kalkaska:
Owen: Mom! You missed it! The white tree with black spots. Like in my game!
Me: Those are birch trees and we’ll see more!

Why are girls such drama queens?

I’ve already gotten more drama from Katie at age 3 than I’ve gotten over Owen’s whole life. 

I get “I hate you” and “I’m mad at you” on a loop most every day. Just now I got both because I told her not to eat such a big bite (she was literally shoving a sandwich in her mouth and couldn’t even chew her mouth was so full).

Or maybe I told her to try to go potty and she didn’t want to. 

Or maybe I told her to step smashing a tomato on the counter. 

Or maybe I sad we couldn’t go to the park now but we could after lunch. 

It’s exhausting.