Owen: I love those crackers…they’re so nummy.
Owen: I need to watch my TV show mom.
Me: No, not right now.
Owen: Mom, please please please? Please please please? Complete with cute cherub face and clasped hands.
Me: No, not right now.
Owen: I’m not happy anymore.
I kissed Owen goodnight on the head.
Owen: Hey! You just kissed my head!