Sometimes it’s the little, unexpected thrills that totally make your day…

I love dollar stores and on a total whim stopped at a new Dollar Tree while I was making a run to ALDI. Oh wow. It’s much bigger than the one I normally shop at and the stock, while mostly the same, just seems so much…more. I didn’t need anything when I walked in, but I managed to spend $50. And I found the holy Grail for my kids.

This is what dedication looks like.

So a few days ago it was 70° and gorgeous and walking through the neighborhood was a dream. It was also perfect timing for me as I had recently restarted (for about the 10th time) my weight loss efforts and walking is my thing (it’s the only exercise I did when I lost 141# a few years ago).

So fast forward a day and it snowed. Then I burst a blood vessel on my toe and it was painful to walk. So today it was super windy and a little chilly but it was at least sunny so I bundled up and off I went, hood up and everything (I stopped short of a scarf and gloves). I’ve gained a bit of that 141# back but I’m now determined to get it off again.

Is this a good look to watch Ozark on Netflix?!

Because that’s what I’ll be doing in about five minutes once our son goes to bed. I LOVE doing Facebook party demos except for the minor fact that now I look great but it’s 8pm on a weeknight and I have nowhere to go. First world problems, amirite?! Maybe I should start scheduling them for FRIDAY night…except honestly we are pretty much homebodies and we likely wouldn’t be going anywhere then, either. Maybe a quick run to SamsClub? Target? Dairy Queen? #momlife

You just never know what saying YES will do.

😳Two years ago today I was inviting people to my LipSense party. Sara tried to convince me then to sign up but I didn’t. She tried again when I bought more LipSense. I didn’t. I think she asked me/hinted at it four? five? six? times before I finally jumped on board…and the rest is history. You just never know what saying YES will do. 💙

Not quite what I expected.

So this is what happens when you try to match your shirt and you THINK it is Lexie Beary but you haven’t worn it in so long you’ve forgotten it is NOT the color you thought so you add a dark color to fix it and then it’s too crazy dark so you add your favorite color and it’s still a little scary. I did end up wearing it to my morning event but decided to change it for the night event. 🥰

Why do I do what I do?

🧐Why? Why do I do what I do?

I joke that Tom said it was time for me to “get a job” and I didn’t want to do that so I did this to placate him. And while that was the truth at the beginning…things gradually changed. Now I have something that is 100% mine…and it allows me to be here for my kids, which, as they get older is actually more important to me. I want to be the house that everyone gathers at because it’s fun or comfortable or safe–and I don’t feel I can do that if I’m on someone else’s clock. So I made my OWN clock and it’s wonderful. Yes, sometimes working from home is a pain in the butt, but it’s still HOME… exactly where I want and need to be.

👨‍👩‍👧‍👦 So…why do I do what I do? I do it for these guys. This family that I love so much. This family that bears with me when I want to take a family portrait on a walk and it’s too damn sunny but they do it anyway. The family that supports each other no matter what. My goal last year was to earn enough for a Disney Cruise…and I did…so plans are now in motion. 🚢🙌

⏰ If you are ready to give up someone else’s clock or create your own, message me about how I can help. What would you do with an extra $300/month?

(We have a one-day event coming up Tuesday where you can learn all the details, ask any question, and hear stories or connect with people who you can relate to. PM me to join! You won’t regret it!)

DAMN Y’ALL. I’M FLABBERGASTED.

Can I talk to you for a second about my wattle? 🦃 I hate it, but I’ve considered it a badge of honor🎖for having lost 141# ⚖️ (now a bit less but let’s not go there in this post). 😂 But look what happened recently in just eight days?

DAMN Y’ALL. I’M FLABBERGASTED. I expected this to take at least a month or two IF IT EVEN WORKED. And it took days. DAYS Y’ALL.

(I’ve also been using it on my face but was so concentrated on watching for neck results that I didn’t take a direct face before shot. I’ve used it sporadically in the past but I’m determined to be religious about it going forward…because look at those results?!)

It’s my day, y’all! #NationalMargaritaDay

Um guys…did you know today is my day?! It really needs to be in the summer, though, right? Anyhoo, I’m looking forward to having a few sips tonight—I can’t have much more since I’m being super strict on Naturally Slim, but I can’t NOT have one today!

ROW 1: Lemon margarita!? Yes. I NEED a slushie machine.
ROW 2: YES! YES! Two bottles.
ROW 3: Always. NyQuil margarita? I believe.
ROW 4: Combine them! Nothing. There is on Facebook!

Y’all—I don’t mess around.

He’s not a margarita fan so I have to drink enough for the both of us. #FirstWorldProblems

See anyone familiar?

🥺So everyone is allowed to have a pity party once in awhile–as long as you don’t let it consume you and you can move along it’s all good. Consider it a mental health moment and we all need those. AMIRITE?!

This morning was my morning. Then I picked myself up and made this graphic because DAMN Y’ALL SeneGence wouldn’t publish my name in the monthly newsletter unless I was being successful. AMIRITE?! 🥰🙌

#PersonalSalesVolume #SignificantSeneseller

HALLLLLLLLLLP MEEEEEEE!!!!

Why is it I can organize someone else’s closet or pantry (hi Stacey!) but when it comes to my own I’m a hot mess? Nothing fits where I want it to fit and I have too much stuff to fit in this armoire but it’s my only option. I hate complaining about such a first world problem but this setup is literally the bane of my work existence. I normally just shut the doors and try to ignore it but I had to get everything out for Heidi’s demo last night so now I’ve decided that it needs to be put back together nicely. And I’ve been procrastinating all morning but Tom will kill me if it’s like this when he gets home. 😂

THREE HOURS LATER…The stuff on the top still makes me twitchy but I can live with it for now.

So here’s what happened this morning.

🐈 I decided I was going to do a cat eye no matter what. Every single time I try this I say I’m going to just go balls to the wall and draw that cat eye like nobody’s business but I really meant it.

And then I started and it looked good…until I let go of my eye and–voilà!–it completely disappeared! DAMMIT. I added some more liner. It still disappeared. 📸 You can see the result: on the left, I’m pulling it taut and it looks smashing; on the right, I let go and buh-bye cat eye. Up close it was even more horrific. 😂 😡😣😢 I just don’t think my old baggy-ass eyes are cut out for a cat eye.

I posted my lament to a group I’m in and they basically said GO BIG OR GO HOME or get over yourself and do it like you mean it. My actual text to them: 💬 The amount of eyeliner I have on my eyes right now is completely frightening. Like it literally covers my entire eyelid and almost goes out to my eyebrows.

📸 You can kind of see it on the right. Crazy, right?! And while it looked kinda okay (like I went out in public with it), it’s nothing I’d want to do on a regular basis.

I sent the pics to one of my stylists (now don’t I sound all fancy) because she has agreed to help me learn how to actually do make up this year…and I had to show her just how desperate my situation was. I might have scared her off as she hasn’t responded yet. 😳😂

But the moral of the story is JUST TRY IT–it’s only makeup. And even if you screw it up badly there’s still comedic value in pictures.

Yay for new work friends!

A way-higher-ranked-than-me SeneGence girl moved to the area recently from Minnesota and long story short we met and hit it off. (I think I might have mentioned her before? I forget. CRS, you know.) She wants to get this area pumped and moving (the CEO has told her the Chicago area needs help!) so the plan is to start planning some meetups and trainings…and today was the first planning session with us two and another girl from Chicago.

We had a fun day just hanging out and sharing stories and getting to know each other. We might also have shared some wine at the house and margaritas over lunch. These ladies are totally my peeps.

My word for 2019

I’ve seen a lot of business strategy groups and individuals talking about their word of the year… Since I’ve never done one I thought I might as well try—I never did a vision board before last year and look what happened, right?

But what word to pick? There were lots of good ones floating around. Brave. Consistency. Kindness. Which are all good choices but they didn’t speak to me.

And then I got fed up with the clutter everywhere in our house and realized we really need to simplify our lives. And the more I thought about it, I realized I wanted to try and keep my business simple, too—I sometimes spend too much time trying to make things perfect when I should just worry about getting it done.

So Simplicity was chosen. I can’t promise that I’ll be 100% successful, but at least I have a goal.

What’s YOUR word for 2019?

NEW YEAR NEW YOU: Vision Boards

Do you do vision boards? This was the first one I ever did and truthfully I only did it because it was an assignment for a training class. Little did I know that almost everything on it would come true!! Whoa!!

✅ My eye make up application isn’t amazing but it is miles ahead of where I started. And I don’t feel crazy nervous anymore. Looking forward to advancing in 2019!!

✅ I doubled my team. Most of them are in it for the discount but that’s fine with me—I’m thrilled people are getting their lipstick and skincare at a discount!

✅ I more than doubled my sales. Almost tripled, actually!! Now, I take that with a grain of salt because my first “year” was only nine months plus it was my first year. 😂

✅ We haven’t yet taken our Disney family cruise but I did make enough money for it. (Well, we didn’t actually plot out the whole cruise budget but I’m pretty sure I came damn close.)

❌ I didn’t make my weight loss goal but that started again today. I did it before…I can do it again (and I obviously don’t have as much to lose this time).

I’m now thinking about what to put on my 2019 vision board for another training… I think my word for 2019 is Simplify but I’m not sure how to translate that to a vision board quite yet…

When you forego wearing season-appropriate colors so your lips can match your sweater. 💕

1. Yes I now believe in “season-appropriate” colors. I don’t always follow it but I understand it now. I’m not sure if that’s too anal or I’m finally just understanding makeup application more. 😂

2. My eyes feel naked but I opted against doing them as I have a brow appointment plus a demo tonight and I don’t feel like putting it all on just to take it off in few hours. #YouAllKnowImLazy

3. It’s cold out so the pic was taken inside in my hot mess of a house…in the one spot that looks clean!

Mother/daughter bonding

So I let Katie pick my lipstick today and she picked three colors and they had to be applied in a specific order because she’s 6 and HAS OPINIONS, Y’ALL.

She also wanted her blue lipstick today…and because we were just going Pokémoning…no big whoop. But can I just tell you how hard it is to put lipstick on someone else?! Especially someone with such tiny lips? I felt like I had giant man hands with a dangerous tremor. 😂 It was a bit of a hot mess…but she doesn’t care/doesn’t know better and loves it. 💙

Happy Halloween!

🎃👻 HAPPY HALLOWEEN!! 👻🎃 If you want crazy lips like this, I can hook you up! Beats wearing a costume all day!! 😂 Ironically I don’t get as many double-takes with the lip color as I used to. I guess black is mainstream now?! 😳 Don’t get me wrong I am not going full Blackberry anytime soon, but I think I kinda pulled it off today. Lie to me if you have to. 😝

This is what I dress up in… Bat leggings. The end.

I’m a Royal in Waiting!

So get this. Last year on my birthday I happened to make Maiden. This year on my birthday I ranked up to Royal in Waiting! Bizarre, isn’t it? (I’ve been a little occupied so forgot to post it when it happened.)

It doesn’t really mean much (I don’t get anything for it) but it is kinda cool. Actually the coolest part is that I had no idea it was going to happen—I knew what it took to qualify and I knew it was going to be close but I was going to just fall short. And then pretty much at the last minute one of my downlines placed a qualifying order that I hadn’t expected and voila!

I even got a shout-out on a SeneGence Facebook page!

I know I said last year I couldn’t imagine making the next rank yet here I am…but I REALLY don’t see me making the next rank. It takes FIVE of my downlines ordering $600 worth two months in a row. It was luck that I got the first five the first month (since it was a free signup month plus you get 50% off $600 orders your first 90 days) but to get five people to order that amount again—especially since most of them are just in it for the discount—is a super long shot. So, fingers are crossed!! 🙂