
Happy Cinco de Mayo—it’s 5 o’clock somewhere!


It’s Teacher Appreciation Week and…end of year I guess?! Mrs. Hansen got some beauty goodies from me and, well, since it’s Cinco de Mayo she also got margaritas (plus Katie’s memory book to write in). She only lives about a mile from us—and probably less as the crow flies.


Lest you think I forgot Owen’s teacher…I delivered hers last week! That was a story in itself. I transposed her address so I actually dropped off the gift—and Owen’s book!—at the wrong house!!! There were a few moments of panic on my end because Owen’s book is irreplaceable and I kept thinking WHAT IF… Plus with the Corona thing, it’s not like she could just go knock on the other person’s door! And I felt horrible that I screwed it up. Well, some quick googling got me property records and a name which got me to LinkedIn where I recognized the guy who had been inside the screen door at a desk (I had just assumed it was her husband) and his posted resume had a phone number! I called and left a message explaining everything…and he called back almost immediately—he had been talking to her! She had walked down and they had a nice chat! In a bizarre turn of events, his daughter’s name was Heather and she was a teacher so he just thought it was a gift for her and didn’t even think anything of it! But he was very nice about it and even joked about enjoying the margaritas!
And even asked Tom to move it out to the grass for a change of scenery!!

I might have gotten sidetracked on the way there. The sun feels so good.



Okay, we’ll share for a bit.


But look a little closer… Bunches of ’em. All wiry and short. Gah! Thankfully they aren’t too noticable!!

When it’s been a day and you’re on your second 24 ounce Tervis of margaritas and you throw on one more layer of LipSense and gloss to get through the rest of the night and your hair is a hot mess and you don’t even care because 48oz of margaritas.

This was left this on my porch today. I love my friends.

One of my local clients came over to pick up her order today! I might also have sold her a jug of margaritas so she didn’t have to go to the grocery store. Also? We did eventually stand outside about 8′ apart and chat for 15 minutes. It was nice, y’all. #doingbusinessthecovidway


Okay so I’ve told you all I never got into this side hustle planning on having a team—and I still don’t really worry about it that much—but it’s still exciting to get that email telling you you ranked up to Maiden!
For those playing along, I have been a maiden before and was actually a higher rank, but unless your team keeps up their sales, you lose your rank. And since I don’t really have any serious sellers on my team, ranking up just happens randomly. This month, I had two people sign up and place qualifying orders plus one who signed up last month and place an order…

Oh, and guess what? Free sign-ups have been extended through this month!! So if you were thinking about it and thought you missed out… You didn’t!! PM me with any questions! Or just click here to join!
eyeshadow look LIVE with your clients…and it seems like it’s going to be a HOT MESS but it turns out SOOOOO FREAKINRG GORGEOUS.
But first, the before picture… Ready to go live with my prize wheel and a margarita!

And some after shots… It really did turn out fantastic.


This ended up to be one of my favorite looks I’ve ever done. Could I do it again? Meh…. Probably close but not exact.
▪️Pink Hibiscus Shimmer
▪️Deep Plum
▪️Lapis Glitter
▪️Warm Gold Shimmer
▪️Sandstone Pearl Shimmer
▪️Glacier Glitter
▪️Onyx
Sigh. Now to wash it all off and go to bed…

👩🏻🏫 So lessons learned?

NEVER. This is his reaction when I tell him.


Of course Tom’s has an I love you in it. Mine she just asks for something.


He usually comes downstairs at or after his bedtime to show us these things he draws, so I think this was his compromise.
so it’s pizza for dinner. And of course drinks.


(Some of that was for friends, but still.)
I take that back. I actually have many nasty words for these young people who apparently think it’s a great time for a pickup volleyball game in our neighborhood.

He loves mowing the lawn because he gets to wear headphones and listen to music but holy moly does it take him forever.
If you look closely you can see the neighbor kid mowing their lawn, too!

A year later and I’m still trying to get the Breesy Brie pucker. I’ve actually given up and just do it crazy now. 😂


Bartending 101: Bloody Marys — Teach your children well, folks. #dontjudgeme


It’s a 24oz. tumbler but Tom keeps refilling somewhat randomly. /hiccup
I might be having a margarita for lunch because e-learning sucks balls and I want to throat punch both kids.

And if you think I look fan-freaking-tastic for being quarantined, then you might want some of the awesome makeup I’m wearing. Just saying. 😂
Today I had a Lippy Visit with Ann—our old neighbor from North Carolina! We decided to go outside her comfort zone with more powerful colors instead of her typical Moca Java/Candied Cocoa Shimmer… She wasn’t too sure but I think it looks great (and her daughter agreed)!

We both used the same colors on our eyes…
▪️ Sandstone Pearl Shimmer
▪️ Cinnamon Shimmer
▪️ Bandana Shimmer
▪️ Onyx
but my lips are layered and hers are straight Mirage.

Tonight was my pseudo-upline’s Dominion Virtual Awards. I didn’t get to attend (because I didn’t pay)…but look at what I qualified for?! COMEBACK QUEEN RETREAT! Just 21 people out of maybe thousands?! WHAAAAAT?! I was floored when my friend Breesy sent this screenshot to me!

And remember the awards I mentioned I technically achieved but didn’t get my own certificate because I didn’t pay to attend? Well, they made a one-time exemption with virtual certificates—and my name wasn’t on it (I did it myself!) but here they are!


Thank you to everyone who has supported me along the way! I never imagined this little side gig would turn into this…

You guys. Before this month I never (NEVER) would have grabbed three new ShadowSense colors and totally winged it on a live video. 😱😱 WHO AM I?! 🤪 But that just proves what anyone can do with a little practice. I mean seriously, if I can do it, YOU can do it.

🎉 FIESTA COLLECTION
▪️Tierra
▪️Rosa
▪️Lime Shimmer
Also? SeneGence missed an opportunity to call Lime Shimmer Margarita!

A friend found this margarita glass on Amazon so of course I had to buy it.




I think I’m going you return it. It’s definitely a novelty that isn’t really useful.
We had to take Tom in to drop off his car (when he took it out this week he realized the brakes needed attention) so since we were going to be out, we placed an order…
I hate not being able to wander and shop but I could get used to drive up service.

