Kidisms 6

Katie is watching Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day and the dialogue says “He even has [chicken pox] in his butt crack.”
Katie, repeating: Butt crack. [Pause] I like butt crack. [Pause] It’s dirty and smelly.
Me: 😐

I thought I saw dried blood in Katie’s nose so wanted to take a closer look. After determining it was just a shadow:
Me: There’s nothing in your nose.
Katie: Yes there is!
Me: What?
Katie: Boogies!

Katie is SO excited about our upcoming beach vacation:
And I can’t wait for the sand and the water and the buckets and the shovels. And we’ll put our swimsuits on! I can’t wait to go to Florida!

Katie: She’s purring!

Grannie Lin makes really yummy seasoned oyster crackers that she calls Belly Buttons. I made something similar and told the kids they might not like them because they weren’t Grannie’s. They tried them and didn’t like them. Fast forward a few hours and Katie asked for a snack. She saw me reaching towards the counter where my crackers happened to be:
Katie, very worried: I don’t want grandma’s cracker bellies!

Me: Are you going to play with the dolls?
Katie: Yes. And the cups and plates and a knife and spoon and fork.

Tom: Owen, I’m going to eat your face.
Owen (completely seriously): I hope not.

Gramma Jean: Owen, how do you eat food without your front teeth?
Owen: I use my other teeth!

Birthday party at Chuck E. Cheese

Tom usually has birthday party duty but since he’s gone it fell to me. And of course I had to take Katie as well—so it was her first trip to Chuck E. Cheese.

Fortunately, it wasn’t nearly as crazy as I thought it would be. Of course it was Chuck E. Cheese so it was a little bit crazy but overall it wasn’t bad.

Katie’s skee ball style:

The Clifford ride it was super tame and she looked pretty bored…so the next one moved more and she quickly said “DONE. DONE!!”

Then it was time for lunch and the birthday show (Chuck E. Cheese comes out). Katie was EXCITED. She’s saying “CHUCK E. CHEEEEESE!” 🙂

Redeeming tickets!

And then it was time to head home. This is the toy Owen picked—a tiny blow up sword (which she said was his favorite thing about the whole day, LOL).

And a mustache tattoo he got in his gift bag:

And these were the cards we had printed! (I think these were the best deal of the whole place—one card for one token!)



Both kids had a great time!



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Katie: Mama! You have crazy hair! Up there on your head!

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Me: Katie, can you fit in Maggie’s crate?
Katie: Of course!!

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While watching photos on the TV…
Me: Oh! That’s Owee.
Katie: No, that’s me.
Me/Tom: No, that’s Owen!
Katie: Oh that’s right!

Owen let Maggie out to go potty.
Owen: Maggie’s tail is a door.
Me: What?
Owen: Her tail is like a door. It opens when she poops.
Me: 😐

Watching “The Wizard of Oz” for the first time with the kids.
When it turned to color:

Katie: “OOH! BEAUTIFUL!”
And when the munchkins came out:
“Ooh! Babies!”
🙂

Owen was shopping with Tom and there were Girl Scouts selling cookies outside the grocery store.
Owen: Ahhhh! Cookies!
Tom: Yes, but we don’t need any.
Owen: No, we don’t, but it’s nice they have them out.

Katie peed on the potty!

We haven’t officially started potty training yet, but every now and again we will ask Katie if she wants to pee or poop on the potty. Sometimes she wants to but nothing happens and other times she wants nothing to do with any of it.

But tonight when Tom asked her she said yes! And then actually proceeded to tinkle!

We all made a big deal about it and she got to pick a toy from the toy bin! I think Owen was most excited, getting out the toy selection and picking her toy—until we told him she got to pick her own toy! To his credit, he was still excited for her!

She picked those growing capsule animals:

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Of course I’m not expecting anything to come of this. Owen did the same thing and then it was another two years (!) before he was actually potty trained.

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Owen: Guess what mom? When I get older I want to be a police officer.
Me: Really? Why?
Owen: Because they wear blue and I love blue!

Me: Katie, don’t pick your lip.
Katie: I’m not. It’s my nose!

Owen finally put his very old tooth out for the Tooth Fairy last night.
Owen: SHE LEFT ME A QUARTER!
Me: I’m surprised she left anything since you lost it so long ago!
Tom: I’m surprised she took that nasty tooth. I wouldn’t have.
Owen: Yeah! I can’t believe she took my nasty tooth away. Maybe she’s gonna clean it.

Me: Katie, doesn’t daddy look nice today?
Katie: Daddy has no hair.
Points to a picture on the wall.
Katie: Daddy has more hair there.

Whenever Katie can’t get her Crocs on:
Awww! My Crocs aren’t working!

Owen, working on his Lego castle: I’m gonna cry!
Me: Why? What’s wrong?
Owen: I’M SO EXCITED I’M ON BAG 10!

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This has been my day.

Katie has started whining about not wanting to take a nap…when I’ve said nothing of the sort. This was after I told her no about some random thing.

I accidentally took the video with SLO-MO on, so I edited it to put her big “I DON’T WANT TO TAKE A NAP” in slo-mo at the beginning. 🙂

I’m still working on how to get the real video with no slo-mo.

Edit: here it is, except it got cropped.

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Katie: Are you done?
Owen: Does it look like I’m done?

Owen: School is closed! I love that kind of day!

Owen upon seeing Katie this morning in her dino PJs:
Hi little dinosaur-y.

Katie, as she’s done eating dinner:
Okay, I’m done eating. Goodbye.

Owen: Ahhh, this is comfy.

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Owen, after a bath:
Mom, if I wear comfy stuff, I’m calm. If I don’t wear comfy stuff I freak out.

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Me: Katie, we have to change your diaper. You’re stinky.
Katie: No, I’m doing stickers.

This is what I hear from Katie’s room as I’m putting clothes away in Owen’s room.
Owen: Mama, come look at your daughter.

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Owen: Mom, I’m going to play this game by myself, okay?
Me: Great!
Owen, every six seconds: Mom! Look at this! Hey mom, red and green won. Mom! Mom! Mom!
Me: :/

Owen wanted to start a new Star Wars Lego project. I told him that it was the biggest and most expensive project we had bought yet…AND that it would be the hardest, too.
Owen: But hard is easy for me!

Owen likes to say “Mom, come look at your daughter!” when Katie does funny things. Tonight, we got this:
Katie: Mom, come look at my daughter!

Katie tripped in the kitchen.
Katie: Awww. I hurt the kitchen with my leg.

Katie: I’m a superhero!

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Baltimore: food, fish, and fun!

Level 8 of the parking garage across from the aquarium. Owen was pretending to swim like a turtle when I snapped this!

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On the drive here, I saw that there was a Capital Grille very close by—a restaurant we both miss from Troy—so we decided to eat lunch there! We stopped at Panera first to get the kids a bagel, and then it was a few doors down for our fancy lunch!

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The kids enjoyed the bread basket, Tom had a lobster and crab burger with truffle fries (which Katie ate most of), and I had scallops with wild mushroom risotto and a side of lobster bisque (and the obligatory food porn shot with the single lobster piece for mom):

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And then on to the aquarium! (We actually bought a family membership because tickets for today alone would have been about $100 and if we want to go again within the next year—which we will!—it would be even more because Katie will be over the “free” admission age—and we got a discounted membership for $155. It also gives us discounts on parking and gift shop purchases.)

The kids spent the whole time running from exhibit to exhibit like crazy people. Pretty much all Owen said the entire time was “COME HERE! LOOK AT THIS! OH WOW! MOM! DAD! COME HERE! DID YOU SEE THAT? LOOK AT THIS! COME HERE! COME HERE! OH MY GOSH! LOOK AT THIS! COME HERE!” Katie was a little less vocal but enjoyed everything but LOVED all the turtles and the penguins and puffers.

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The octopus actually looked fake but was definitely real!

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Super cool looking star fish! I just want to squish him!

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This was the view from about the third story. That turtle was HUGE—probably 6-7′ long. The guide told us she was only 16 years old!

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Heading up into the Amazon Rainforest: “It’s raining! It’s raining!” (They had misters at the very top of the escalator so it did feel like it was raining!”)

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Owen loved all the escalators!

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Then it was time for the 4D Spongebob movie ($5 extra per person of course!). We couldn’t take pictures during it, but it was AWESOME. I hadn’t been to a 4D movie since Honey I Shrunk the Kids at Disney probably 20 years ago! This production had bubbles, rumbling, lightning, wind, snow, and jellyfish tickling our legs! 🙂 OWEN LOVED IT…but was confused when it was over so soon because he only knows movies to be LONG.

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And then my favorite exhibit—jellyfish!

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Owen had a bit of a meltdown after our trip through the gift shop because everything he wanted was either too expensive or stuff we just didn’t want to get (he just didn’t need MORE cars or stuffed animals or a $30 T-shirt or cheap plastic toys). We offered a handful of different items (books, a Lego-ish type shark to build, etc.) that he could get but he didn’t want any of them and was just in a total snit about it. We explained he didn’t need to get a surprise every time we went anywhere and we did have limits on what he could get, and if we was going to act this way after a big day full of special things, then we just wouldn’t do stuff like this anymore. By the time we walked back to the car he apologized. 🙂

Katie was out before we exited the parking garage:

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On the way home we both decided we didn’t want to cook dinner, so we were going out to eat. The place we wanted to try at the mall had an 1:30 wait—NO THANKS!—so we went to a 4-star Yelp sushi place across the street where we were the only patrons! The kids made do with rice but balked at the shrimp and veggie tempura we got them (who doesn’t like deep fried anything?!). Owen made a puppet out of the bag from the chocolate we bought earlier:

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And then after a whirlwind day…we finally headed home.

No school, the Pentagon, and an award!

Tom was scheduled to receive an award at work (the Meritorious Service Medal) and we had decided we would ALL go, which meant taking Owen out of school. Since Tom knew he’d get the rest of the day off, we decided to make a special day of it and do something really worthwhile of missing school—take the kids to Baltimore to the National Aquarium!

A family selfie before we headed out:

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Thank heavens for the HOV express lane—this was the standstill traffic on the way into DC (well worth the few bucks it cost us):

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Then we had about a 3/4 mile walk in to the Pentagon from the parking lot. Yeesh—Tom has to do that twice a day. Tom was obviously already cleared, but the rest of us had to go through a metal detector and get wanded. Then once we were inside the Pentagon, we had to walk clear to the other side. With my horrid sense of direction, there’s absolutely NO way I would not get lost if I was on my own.

I’m not exactly sure what I was expecting, but it wasn’t what I was expecting. 🙂 There were lots of wide open hallways and empty corridors with nondescript doors and exiting one ring to cross a “street” to get to the next ring. And while logically I know the Pentagon is HUGE, it didn’t seem as huge as I thought it would (if that makes sense).

And then we were in his office. No windows in the whole thing, of course, and a tiny cubicle:

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Before the award ceremony we had a brief meeting with Tom’s commanding general (the Senior Communications Officer of the entire Marine Corps) where he met me and the kids and had a few get-to-know-each-other minutes. Owen was really great with him and shook his hand and answered questions.

Then it was off to the conference room to wait. The kids had fun checking out the big room and seeing themselves on the big TV:

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And as more and more people filed into the room, Owen got more and more shy and hid behind me the entire time. Katie was shy, too, but at least sat quietly in a chair.

A coworker of Tom’s offered to take pictures so I wouldn’t have to worry about it so that was nice (even though I hated to give up control).

The general welcomed everyone and jokingly asked what time people were thinking of leaving and there was a pregnant pause while no one said anything so I piped up “9:07” (implying we’d be leaving as soon as the award ceremony was over) and everyone laughed and the general said Tom was welcome to leave and go celebrate and everyone else was to leave at noon. 🙂

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The kids with free reign to run through the halls on the way back to daddy’s office:

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The view as we are leaving Tom’s ring and heading directly across the courtyard to the other side to exit the building and head to the parking lot (this is where it seems much smaller than I thought it would be):

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Letting Owen ride the escalators on our way out (since he loves them so much):

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Then Tom gave us a mini tour of the food court area, some of the shops on that level, and we stopped at the chocolatier for some yummy treats! Then it was the long trek back to the car!

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Then it was an hour’s drive to Baltimore for the next part of our adventure…

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New tank inhabitants!

The tank has slowly been getting up to speed and we finally decided it was time to add some more life. Unfortunately, Petco screwed up the order and what we were supposed to get Tuesday (when Tom was home and could handle everything) we didn’t get until this morning (when Tom had overnight duty and couldn’t handle anything). I managed, but it wasn’t in my comfort zone (I’ve acclimated fish before, but not saltwater ones)!

One of my favorites was a sea star… Unfortunately he arrived in less-than-stellar condition and we aren’t sure if he’s going to make it. But, he’s so cool…as soon as I put him in the tank, he burrowed into the sand. From sitting on top to completely buried took about five minutes!

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And I had forgotten how cool feather dusters were, too:

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And some corals…

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And the kids’ favorites—the clown fish!

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Or Nemos as Katie calls them: Katie was excitedly showing them her Nemo: “Look! They’re the same Nemo!”

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And another favorite, the anemone:

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They are intelligent creatures. I put him in the tank where I wanted him to be—where I’ve circled in the photo below. It was a nice little shelf in the current where I thought he’d look great. But he had other ideas. When I came back to look at him about 10 minutes later, he had flipped himself off the ledge and was upside down in the sand! I figured I’d help him out and flip him back over and then just leave him for Tom to deal with when he got home. The next time I came back and looked at him, he had scooched across the sand and wedged himself under the rocks (where he then stayed)! Simply fascinating.

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After everyone is settled I’ll actually clean the glass and try to get better pictures!

Katie in the snow!

As soon as we got back from the bus stop, Katie wanted to go play in the snow. So I got out her new snow pants, bundled her up, and let her go! And man was she cute!

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She loved brushing the snow off the car!

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And then she laid down and did a snow angel all by herself! I didn’t prompt her in any way and I have no idea where she saw this!

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She had no idea it was an angel—she liked “making rainbows!”

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Then I got out the sled and took her on a few slides down the sidewalk and then the street—and WOW did she love that! (So our hilly street is good for one thing!) Of course it was exhausting for me hauling her back up the hill, but we did it about 5-6 times because she loved it so much. 🙂

Coming inside—100% adorable:

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