Owen: Guess what mom? When I get older I want to be a police officer.
Me: Really? Why?
Owen: Because they wear blue and I love blue!
Me: Katie, don’t pick your lip.
Katie: I’m not. It’s my nose!
Owen finally put his very old tooth out for the Tooth Fairy last night.
Owen: SHE LEFT ME A QUARTER!
Me: I’m surprised she left anything since you lost it so long ago!
Tom: I’m surprised she took that nasty tooth. I wouldn’t have.
Owen: Yeah! I can’t believe she took my nasty tooth away. Maybe she’s gonna clean it.
Me: Katie, doesn’t daddy look nice today?
Katie: Daddy has no hair.
Points to a picture on the wall.
Katie: Daddy has more hair there.
Whenever Katie can’t get her Crocs on:
Awww! My Crocs aren’t working!
Owen, working on his Lego castle: I’m gonna cry!
Me: Why? What’s wrong?
Owen: I’M SO EXCITED I’M ON BAG 10!
