Unexpected Room Attacks

I really wasn’t planning on cleaning Katie’s room (even though I desperately wanted to throw every single thing away because she’s really ungrateful). But it happened. I just could not stand this disaster any more. (And moreso because she swears she’s cleaned it and it’s always still a pit.)

  1. Lots of stuff shoved in the closet. I pulled out about five bath towels.
  2. I have no idea why this stuff was even in her room! Christmas cupcake wrappers and toothpick flags?!
  3. All the clothes we pulled out from all the little hidey holes she shoved stuff into.
  4. Just a regular shot of her room.
  5. Yes, a partially eaten donut. Rock hard. There’s not supposed to be food in the bedrooms for this very reason.
  6. More random stuff shoved into a drawer.
  7. Two bags of candy for my work that she didn’t have permission to eat.
  8. And why put a bed sheet in the drawer in your room where it goes…when you can shove it in another completely random drawer?
  9. And everything that was stuffed in just three drawers of her dresser.

We both worked in there for hours. We did all the laundry (at least 4-5 loads—which she had assured us all her laundry was done), picked up all the toys and crap, tossed all the garbage, organized things, and created two boxes of crap for her to go through and sort. If she doesn’t want to, it’s going straight into the garbage. This is her LAST chance. If she can’t keep it remotely picked up, she’s losing things. I hope she’s having fun at grandparent camp because life is changing when she gets home. I told Tom if he ever wanted to be a drill sergeant, now is going to be the time.

Where we ended the first day.

And when we moved the nightstand…

MORE SHIT THAT HAD BEEN SHOVED UNDERNEATH

Sidenote: I did run across these. Cue ugly cry.

But lest you think we’re just picking on Katie…Owen’s room is getting cleaned out, too. I didn’t move from my initial position (between his desk and the bed) for almost two hours—there was so much crap shoved and crammed in/on/around/behind/under his desk/bed/drawers I wanted to scream. I mean I was duly impressed…but I wanted to scream.

After we’d spent hours working.

Swim shirt and bathing suit he couldn’t find for weeks? Under the bed. A pack of winter thermal shirts? Desk drawer. Missing laundry bags? Under his bed. All the school notebooks I’d asked him to find that he claimed were gone? Everywhere. Dirty clothes? Everywhere. Candy wrappers? Everywhere.

Lots of things shoved in his nightstand that he’s been missing. Plus garbage of course.
Detritus under the big Lego bag! It’s neverending!

And of course Katie notes!

I took out two bags of garbage, a bag of recycling, and did four loads of dirty laundry (when he said it was all done) including about six bath towels and 83 socks. I picked up approximately 712 Lego pieces, 128 Pokémon cards, 300 random playing cards and other assorted game pieces, a shoebox of markers/pens/pencils, and about 13 spiral school notebooks that have 2% schoolwork and 98% drawings in them. I steam cleaned the carpet and half-heartedly dusted. Oh, and Tom put up a new ceiling fan!

Done!

Life will sure be different for him post-grandparent camp as well.

I realize most of this is par for the course for kids and kids their age but I just. couldn’t. any. longer. I don’t mind a little mess or being unorganized. But both rooms were flat out disgusting.

Stay tuned.

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