6:36
I hate mornings. I hate mornings. I hate mornings. I hate mornings. I hate mornings. I hate mornings. I hate mornings. I hate mornings. I hate mornings. I hate mornings. I hate mornings. I hate mornings. I hate mornings. I hate mornings. I hate mornings.
That is all. Carry on.
7:20
Getting out of bed drama.
Shower drama.
Face washing drama.
Hair styling drama.
Clothes drama.
Not picking up drama.
I’m done and it’s 7:15.
Seriously, the 7yo is up for grabs.
5:20p
FREE TO A GOOD HOME:
👧🏼 7-year-old human female who thinks and acts like she’s 14
👧🏼 Fully housebroken
👧🏼 Thinks every single minor action or accidental slight against her is cause for unbelievable drama
👧🏼 Rarely stops moving and rarely shuts up
👧🏼 Refuses to do homework and often pretends she has no idea how to add or subtract
👧🏼Comes with all necessary supplies, including 532 colored pencils/crayons/markers, 8 pounds of makeup, 25 pair of shoes, and a clutch of stuffed animals/dolls with accessories.
👧🏼 Has some viable skills (folding laundry, emptying dishwasher) when she feels like it.
*Serious inquiries only.
(h/t to Kiki Dafnis for the idea)