My mom and stepdad were prepping the turkey, which had been in the sink all day.
Katie: The turkey is naked swimming now!
It was time for Owen to go to bed and as usual he didn’t want to so said no.
Me: Yes.
Owen: No.
Me: So tomorrow will be 15 minutes early.
Owen: No!
Me: Then a half hour early.
Owen: No I won’t go to bed early.
Me: Yes you will. You know the rules. When you argue about going to bed, you go to bed early. And that doesn’t change just because Papa and Grannie are here.
Papa [trying to sneakily get through to Owen]: Owen, you’re NOT ARGUING with your mom about bed time, are you?
Owen, totally not getting it: YES! I AM!
Katie couldn’t find a Hershey Kiss she put in the tree.
I can’t find it. Wait. Did magic happen?
We we’re watching a Mythbusters duct tape episode.
Owen: It feels like I’m starting to like duct tape.
Katie: Mom, every time I have water in my mouth I think I’m drinking my blood but I’m not.
Me: Why do you think that?
Katie: It feels like I taste it.
Me: How do you know what blood tastes like?
Katie: I don’t know.