Walking in the woods.
Owen: Wow! Look at that tree. It’s 1,000 pounds up!
The kids were frosting a cake with Grannie Lin. Towards the end:
Owen: I can’t touch it otherwise I might eat it all myself.
I blew my nose.
Owen: That’s a lot of snot.
Owen: Mom, I know who has the pigtails.
Me: Pigtails? What? Who?
Owen: Wendy.
Me: Who’s Wendy?
Owen: The place you go get lunch.
Me: How do you know about Wendy’s?
Owen: I’ve never been there but I was in my dreams.
Owen: My nose is bleeding.
Me: What happened?
Owen: I don’t know.
Me: Maybe it’s just too dry in our house. I’ll put up your humidifier again.
Owen: Maybe it was because I picked my nose really hard.
Me: Or that.