Owen: Mama, I want to go to the new house.
A minute goes by.
Owen: Mama, I want to play with my toys.
A minute goes by.
Owen: Mama, I really want to go to school.
Owen had plumbers crack while building Legos. Tom went and tickled him. Owen jumped.
Owen: HEY!!! STOOOOP!
Tom: I’m sorry, I couldn’t help it.
Owen: WELL HELP IT!
Me: Owen, what do you want for breakfast? A sausage, egg, and cheese biscuit?
Owen: Yes, and an oval chicken thing.
Me: Huh? Oh, that’s a hash brown. It’s potato, not chicken.
Owen: Yes!
Gramma Jean was putting Owen to bed and they were talking.
Owen: Tomorrow is going to be a big day.
GJ: What’s going on?
Owen: Don’t say the F word…
GJ wonders why he’s talking about the F word.
Owen: FIREWORKS!
Me: Owen, would you like gramma to do your hair?
Owen: No! I’m not a baby girl!
Going with Gramma to a neighbor/friends house.
Owen: I’m going to be bashful here.
And then proceeded to talk the whole time.
There was a beeping noise in the bedroom and Tom turned it off.
Owen: Thank you for solving the problem.
Owen was showing someone his new water gun.
Friend: That can hold a lot of water.
Owen: Yes!
Friend: You could really get your dad wet with that!
Owen: If he has his suit on!
Tom: Owen, do you want to wear your sunglasses?
Owen: Yes, I want to look fancy.