Tonight I ordered pizza for dinner.
Me: Owen, do you want yogurt or do you want it plain?
Owen: Plain.
Me: Completely stunned.
After he ate his two pieces and was clearing his plate, he says “Mama! You forgot the yogurt!” I reminded him he said plain and he didn’t say anything else.
I still can’t believe he didn’t have yogurt. I mean, there are times he doesn’t have yogurt, but never at home!