Owen was playing with the Ladybug bubble machine and I called it a she.
Owen: It’s a he.
Me: How can you tell it’s a he?
Owen: He has boy eyebrows! See? [He points to me, then to him] YOU have girl eyebrows and I have boy eyebrows.
The moms arrived just them so I couldn’t ask him to expound on that.
I was on the laptop outside while Owen was playing.
Owen: I have a diagnoses!
Me: What do I have?
Owen: Computerosis!
Me: How can you fix it?
Owen: Get off the computer and come play with me!
🙂