Me: If you’d like, your milk is in the fridge.
Owen: [Thumbs up.]
Owen: Mama, you watch your TV. I’m going to go play with my Legos.
Owen: Mama, can I have my dessert? I was a good boy sleeping long.
Me: No. You haven’t even had breakfast yet.
Owen: OH DANGIT!
It took me awhile to figure out what he meant because he was up at 7. But then he hopped into bed and cuddled with me while I slept to 7:30. 🙂
Owen: Mama, I need a new B.
Me: Why?
Owen: Because I lost my next one for good.
Owen: Holding up a Lego trident.Mom, what’s this gold thing?
Before I can answer—
Owen: It’s a trident. Who’s the underwater king?
Me: King Neptune.
Owen: Mom, thanks for saying King Neptune.
As I’m lifting Katie up onto the couch…
Owen: I want to hold my sister.
Me: Okay, on your lap?
Owen: NO!
Me: ???
Owen: I’m done [with dinner].
Tom: Let me stick a fork in you.
Owen: No! I don’t want to get little holes because I don’t like it and I’d be sad.
Trying to put his scabbard in his underwear and finding it difficult.
Owen: Mama! I need pants!
