Owen: Ask me a question.
Me: How do you poop in the potty?
Owen: By using your muscles!
Owen: How do you pee in the potty?
Me: How DO you pee in the potty?
Owen: You use your penis!
Me: Owen, guess what?
Owen: What?
Me: I love you.
Owen: Aww! Guess what chicken butt love you!
Owen: Looking outside at night. Mama, we need a cow.
Me: A cow? Why?
Owen: To jump over the moon.
And then our typical nightly question…
Owen: Mama? There’s no wind, no rain, and no storm?
Me: No, there’s no wind, no rain, and no storm. It’s quiet.
A car drives by.
Owen: No, there’s a car.
Me: 😯 Yes, a car just drove by. Good night, buddy.