Playing with a bath scrubby:
“He wants to go to preschool. He wants to play race cars and blocks and fun stuff.”
Holding a bath scrubby and moving it back and forth over his genital area:
“Can you see my penis? You see it? It’s hiding!”
Still pretending with the bath scrubby:
“Ladies and gentleman, I’m not going to preschool any more! No one is ever going to preschool.”