After finishing a level on Xbox Lego Pirates…
Me: Good job, Owen! We did it!
Owen: Mama, I’m so proud of you!
Tom: Owen, do you have pets?
Owen: Yes! Maggie, Charlie, and Bella!
Playing in Katie’s room while I’m getting her ready for bed…
Me: [As Katie is being super wiggly] Katie! You’re out of control!
Owen: [Pretending he’s talking on the phone] Hi dad. Katie’s out of control. Okay. Bye.
As Tom is wiping Owen’s poopy butt…
Owen: Dad! Don’t get poop on your hands!