On our way home from school, we were trying to plan ahead for show and tell this Friday for the letter P.
Me: How about pizza?
Owen: No, we can’t bring food.
Me: Popcorn?
Owen: We don’t have popcorn!
Me: Yes we do. Pineapple?
Owen: MOOOOM! No food!
Me: But all I can think of is food—pickles, pears, pecans, pretzels, prunes, peanut butter, pie, pumpkin! Hey! You do have pretend food that starts with P. Pickles, pears—anything else?
Owen: [Thinks a minute.] Plums!
Me: Yes!
Owen: And there’s a peanut on the tree!
Me: Yes there is! How about a panda?
Owen: We don’t have that!
Me: Playset?
Owen: No! That’s too humongous!
Me: Papa?
Owen: No he’s not here.
Pirate! Owen can dress up like a pirate!!!!!