Our trip to Target

My back hurts like hell (like I could tell it might go out on me) but I needed to get diapers so I headed to Target with the boy, figuring how hard could it be. So we are shopping and I picked out a bunch of baby food, sippy cups, etc., then he was getting a little fussy, so I grabbed a pack of yogurt fruit chips (a new snack) off the shelf to give him. And he proceeded to vomit his entire lunch all over him and the cart cover (at least I had that on). I should know better than to give him a new snack like that.

>:XX

I didn’t have the diaper bag (because it was just going to be a quick run) which meant I had no wipes—just his one burp cloth (which wasn’t much help because he barfed on that, too). It stunk so bad it made me about gag. And then I felt like the bad mom because I couldn’t even clean up my kid—and he was covered, literally, from neck to knee in barf.

And I hadn’t even gotten to the diapers yet, so I thought “Do I keep shopping, or just leave the cart? But I need diapers…” so I grabbed the diapers and waited in line. Feeling like a complete schmuck. With a smelly baby. Wishing it wasn’t the holiday season with five people in each line.

Well, he had barfed on a sippy cup package, so I held that and had the girl scan it, telling her WHY. So I pay, rush him out to the car, and…

>:XX

I throw my back out when putting him in the car seat. Well, not technically throw my back out, but you know how you can just feel your back catch and it’s like someone knifed you and you can’t move? Yeah, that. So I was practically in tears just trying to get him in the car seat, while trying to cover the barfed-on coat with another clean burp cloth so the barf wouldn’t get all over the car seat.

So then I go to put the bags in the car and…

>:XX

I didn’t have my bag with all the baby stuff in it. I had the diapers and the barfed-on sippy cup, but that’s it. So I pulled up and parked in the fire zone (something I NEVER DO), locked the car, and ran in to the register to see if my bag was still there. The same young girl was there (because, swear to god, it was only like five minutes later) and she looked at me with NO recognition whatsoever (I had really expected her to be like “Oh, here is your bag!” like usually happens) so I said “I came back to get my bag” and she was all “Huh? What?” and asked when I had been there because she just came on.

>:XX

SERIOUSLY??

You can’t remember me when I just left a few minutes before? (I’ve been a cashier. You don’t forget that quickly. Especially when I had a story about a barfing kid.) So she asks what was in the bag and I told her baby food, sippy cups, etc. and she STILL doesn’t remember. Ugh. She tells me I can take the receipt to customer service and I can probably go get the stuff again.

Of course that is a pain in the ass because I have A BABY IN THE >:XX CAR PARKED IN THE FIRE LANE and I’m trying to rush—and I don’t want to bring him back in because he’s covered head to toe in vomit AND my back is on fire. So I think “I’ll just ask for my money back” so I run out to get the receipt, run back, and see about 10 people in line. At which point I almost lost it.

>:XX

So I call the store from the parking lot and relay the story and the girl says I can come back in today to either get the stuff again or get my money back. At least that went well, but now I either have to go back out once Tom gets home or send him, neither of which sound appealing, but it’s like $50 worth of stuff. Ugh.

So, not a fun “quick trip” to Target—and forget hitting Kroger on the way home like I had planned.

Babywearing + grocery store = PITA

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I really wanted to love “wearing” Owen at the grocery store (in my Kozy) but it just didn’t work too well.

I had him tied in fairly tight, but by the end of the trip he was sagging quite a bit (but still safe). He was a good boy the whole time, but kept twisting around to see out/behind him (I’m not advanced enough to comfortably sling him on my back in the parking lot yet). And it’s a total PITA to try and lean over, bend down, and/or get stuff out of the cart.

But we tried!

Why I hate people.

Today was a perfect example of why I say I hate people. |-|

I had one item to buy at Sam’s Club. One. Every line was packed, as normal, so I picked the one with one full cart and one push cart with three items. Then, as luck would have it, the full cart pulled aside to wait for someone, so I was immediately behind the three-item push cart. WOOHOO.

And then the trouble began.

The chick of the couple was one of those annoying people who apparently freak out if their items go down the conveyor belt out of their reach, so she was constantly grabbing the box and dragging it back, dragging it back, dragging it back—until the employee saw her doing it and turned off the belt.

Of course, they didn’t want to ring up all the items together.

Then the TV was an unboxed special so they had to call a manager to deal with that discount. Then she paid in cash—hundreds—so the cashier had to deal with all that (checking the authenticity).

Then they rang up the second item (cereal) and paid cash.

Then it was time for the boxed item on the conveyor belt—a DLP Projector. It rang up and a total was given and oh, that’s a marked down special, too. So a manager had to be called back over to void the transaction and start over. Then there was some other issue in ringing it up. Then she went to pay with a credit card and it wasn’t accepting it. She tried about five times. The cashier was just standing there waiting for—who knows what. THEN THE LADY CALLS HER CREDIT CARD COMPANY! With no urgency whatsoever. Like we haven’t already been waiting long enough. While all of us in line are just staring at them like YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME. I just wanted to tell the cashier to put their item on hold or void it and CHECK THE REST OF US OUT WHILE SHE’S FIGURING OUT HER SHIT. After about five more minutes, she found out that her payment hadn’t gone through yet, so she only had $400 left to charge. So she charged that, then had to pay cash for the rest. Which was $50 and change, so she was digging around in her purse for exact change, and some of it fell on the ground, so she was picking it up—and taking forever because she had long fake nails and couldn’t pick anything up.

OH.

MY.

GOD.

>:XX

Oh, and I forgot to mention that she was on the phone almost the entire transaction—she had to hang up on her phone call to make the call to her credit card company.

Want to see the source of my frustration?

I actually took the picture at the very beginning of the transaction, because I wanted to submit it to People of Walmart. I mean, the bra straps, the hideous heels and the too-long/too tight jeans and the gold lamé belt that only appeared to be hooked through the back loops and the underwear showing because the belt was hiking up the pants so far and the long fake nails and of course her talking on the phone pretty much the whole time.

So they had three items that took 25 minutes to ring up. Three items. TWENTY-FIVE MINUTES. Ugh. And the cashier was not very with it.

And this is why I say I hate people.

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Baggers. Again. Ugh.

I seriously wonder how all the Kroger baggers can have NO common sense?

I bring bags, so I obviously don’t want theirs. All my items easily fit into the bag(s) I brought (I have taken to filling my bag as I shop, thinking it would help the issue)…yet they STILL end up giving me a bag for something small.

Today it was relish. Yes, they couldn’t fit a small jar of relish in my bag (where, of course, there was PLENTY of room) so they put it in its own bag. Even after I said “It will all fit in one bag!” And TWO guys were bagging! So both were morons!!

I don’t know why this irritates me so, but it does.

Kohl’s Expedition

So I innocently went to Kohl’s today. I had a $15 credit and thought I would pick up a new outfit for the boy. I hoped I could get something on sale.

Little did I know.

Every section had sale racks. Anything from 40 to 80% off!! The women’s section was first, so I picked out a few things (that I hoped would work—it’s too hard to try them on when schlepping the boy around). Then it was off to the baby section where—OH MY—I went a little crazy. But everything was 60-70-80% off! How could you not? It was funny because that section was filled with grandmas, and I could overhear some of them saying “This kid doesn’t need any more clothes! But it’s all so cheap! And so cute! I have GOT to get out of here!” 😀

On the way to the check-out I passed through the men’s section and quickly grabbed a few things for Tom, too. I could have EASILY spent another hour or so there looking at everything else (not just clothes). I may just have to go back!

I did opt to open a Kohl’s charge card to save an additional 20% on top of all my sale stuff—so I really did get some good deals! Plus they gave me a coupon for 15%, which I might take advantage of this weekend (so Tom can get a few more things).

So now I have to actually, seriously sit down and look at it all to make sure the ages/sizes/fits will be right. But the boy will surely be well-clothed for at least the next six months (it’s all summer-type stuff).

Spaghetti Squash

I bought my very first spaghetti squash ever today. I know, WHOA! 😛

I am not a huge squash fan, unless it’s Thanksgiving and the dish is full of sugar and topped with marshmallows…but my mom recently made spaghetti squash for us and it wasn’t too bad! Granted, it did have gobs of butter and parmesan in it, but I actually enjoyed it.

So I will be tempting fate and trying my hand at it sometime soon. Wish me luck!

Idiot Baggers

WHY DON’T BAGGERS LISTEN?

I don’t want to use plastic bags, which is why I brought mine.

And if I tell you to “just put the items in the bag” as I see you reaching for the plastic bags—PLEASE put them in the bag—I know those three LIGHT bags of potato chips will fit JUST FINE on top of the four cans of baked beans and carton of macaroni salad. >:XX

It was all I could do to NOT take the chips out of the TWO plastic bags and throw the stupid unwanted bags back on the counter.

Dead mobile = shopping with mom!

I was on the hunt for a new mobile. For some unknown reason, the mobile we had downstairs on the pack-and-play (that Grandpa Mike and Grandma Linda bought) just died. I was in the middle of using it yesterday (during the mom’s group meeting) and the windup knob suddenly lost all tension so there was no music or rotation. Hoo boy.

So Tom and I went to find a new mobile after work. Since it was kinda late we just went to the local Babies ‘R’ Us. Well, they didn’t have much at all. We ended up with an electronic (i.e. needs batteries) mobile, with the thought that although it was more expensive AND would eat batteries…at least we wouldn’t have to get up and wind it every five minutes. Plus the new one had a remote! WOOHOO! That said, it turned out to be WAY too busy of a mobile and I think it actually kept him awake! :no: (FYI: it was the Tiny Love Sweet Island Dreams Mobile.)

So today I decided to hit the other bigger/nicer baby stores in Utica to look for a mobile that actually played the same song (Brahms’ Lullaby, pretty common with windup mobiles) and found one on clearance for $20. My plan was to just use the windup part (which plays the music) and attach it to the old mobile—so I didn’t want to spend $40 for a new one. So imagine my surprise as I kept shopping and found…the exact mobile! On clearance! :>> Apparently the company has disappeared—which would explain why I hadn’t been able to find any information about it online last night! For reference, it’s a Doodlebugs Musical Mobile by Dolly:

The product lists the website as www.dolly.com but it’s definitely NOT a baby website anymore. (It’s not an unsafe site, in case you were wondering. It’s about hand trucks and carts.)

So this was Owen while we were wandering about Babies ‘R’ Us…

And now I’m trying to get him to nap—with the new mobile—and he doesn’t seem to want to nap. Even though I know he’s tired since he has only napped for about an hour total so far today. Stinker.

Buying diapers: The Thought Process

So it took 8 days to go through the first pack of 48 diapers. So another 8 days (the second pack of 48 diapers) would be on/around July 3. I don’t think he’ll be more than 22# by then (the stated limit for size 2-3 diapers), so it looks like I need more in that size.

But do I need 152 more? (I ordered the current packs from diapers.com, but had a $10 off coupon so they were a better deal at the time. The current best deal right now is at Amazon, but it’s a pack of 152 (I can’t find this size locally).

So, 152/48 is about 3 packs, and 3 packs X 8 days per pack is 24 days + the 8 days I have left with the new pack = 32 days (or about a month).

So the questions are: Will he still fit in them then? Will I use all them before he outgrows them? (Lord I hope so on both accounts!)

I certainly don’t have to order them at the moment (since I have about 8 days worth left), so we’ll wait and see what dad thinks.

As an aside, I posted a shorter version to Facebook, and got this response:

Mary Wakeley at 1:34pm June 26
Inevitably if you order a month’s worth he wil outgrow them in two weeks. Or worse, he won’t technically outgrow them in pounds, he will just start having diaper blow-outs every other day and then you will know a bigger size is needed. This is how the little ones operate- I have learned the hard way. 🙂

I find it ironic that someone I used to BABYSIT FOR is giving me advice on diapers and kids! (And I posted that to her, as well!) But, I know she speaks the truth!

New nipples!

For Owen, not for mom.

Hee. :>>

He seemed to really be having trouble sucking—and taking FOREVER—so we decided to up him to the next size nipple…so I went to Babies R Us today to stock up. And holy crap, he snarfs it down so quickly now it’s amazing.

Tonight I put him to bed—complete with extra burp time—in about 20 minutes (instead of the up-to-usual 60 minutes)! 88|

We are keeping our fingers crossed that:

  1. He stays asleep (sometimes when he goes down easy at first, he wakes up about 30-45 minutes later and wants another ounce or two).
  2. He eats and goes back down JUST as quickly in the middle of the night.

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Keep your fingers crossed for Maggie!

So we hoped that when we moved back to Michigan, Maggie’s allergies would go away entirely. It’s what her vet assumed, too (mainly due to weather conditions). Unfortunately, she still has issues…although, honestly, they do seem somewhat lessened. But she still itches and scratches herself quite a bit—she usually has some red or scabbed spot on her at all time.

So we decided to change her food—again. She has been on many different good (i.e. nothing you can buy at Petsmart) foods as we tried to eliminate ingredients she might be allergic to…but since none of them made any difference, we just ended up feeding her a five-star rated food (we actually switched between Innova Evo and Canidae).

But we decided we might as well try another, better, food. Yes, there is such a thing—a six-star rated food! We decided on Orijen 6 Fresh Fish with Sea Vegetables, a grain-free food. And for those of you who don’t have dogs or who haven’t researched dog food: grain-free = expensive. Apparently these six-star dry foods are like one step below a raw diet.

“Although life styles have changed, the digestive systems of cats and dogs haven’t changed for hundreds of years.”

As a Biological Food, ORIJEN adopts a simple nutritional philosophy: Follow Nature. By closely matching the foods that dogs and cats are evolved to eat, ORIJEN provides them the nourishment that Nature originally intended.

Anyway.

So we’re steadily switching her over, and she seems to love it. And we’re just keeping our fingers crossed that it really helps. If it does, it will be worth the expense. If it doesn’t work…well, I don’t want to think about that right now.

I swear, the things we do for our kids pets. :>>

Amazon Referral Program

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I just signed up for the Amazon Associates Referral Program. Basically, any time you purchase anything from Amazon by going through my links, I will get a percentage of that back!! YAY! Unfortunately, I cannot get credit for my own orders…so I am counting on the graciousness of others!

I will be working on more specific links/banners/widgets over the next few days…but for now, there are widgets on the Blather blog (my wishlist) and the Baby blog (my must-haves), as well as a generic search box on our main website page. Or, there is always this generic link:

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Thanks, all, for your future Amazon purchases! 😉

Amazon Referral Program

http://www.amazon.com/?tag=hudson2001-20

I just signed up for the Amazon Associates Referral Program. Basically, any time you purchase anything from Amazon by going through my links, I will get a percentage of that back!! YAY! Unfortunately, I cannot get credit for my own orders…so I am counting on the graciousness of others!

I will be working on more specific links/banners/widgets over the next few days…but for now, there are widgets on the Blather blog (my wishlist) and the Baby blog (my must-haves), as well as a generic search box on our main website page. Or, there is always this generic link:

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Thanks, all, for your future Amazon purchases! 😉

A great first Mother’s Day!

Technically my day started at 4am when I got up to feed the boy, but I’d say my day really started when Tom took the boy so I could sleep in—which I did until about 8:30! 😀

Then Tom made me a breakfast of scrambled eggs with sausage and cheese, and said he was going to head to Lowe’s to get planting soil and more basil—and he was going to plant everything for me! The boy’s eating and napping schedule changed that slightly, and we ALL ended up going out for errands. We talked about maybe going somewhere for lunch, but figured that since it was Mother’s Day, every place was going to be packed—so we thought we’d just play it by ear.

On the way to Lowe’s, I remembered that we had to stop by Michael’s to check on our frame job (two weeks ago we finally took in our canvas photo from the cruise and apparently the frame was messed up, and we either had to pick another frame or wait for the frame to come off of backorder).

After we took care of that, we were walking back to the car and I happened to notice across the parking lot that Fuji Japanese Buffet was open. What’s Fuji Japanese Buffet you ask? An all-you-can-eat sushi and Asian food buffet! We have talked about going there before but have just never made it. So over we went! (So the boy had his second restaurant outing in as many days!)

And WOW was it yummy! They had a Mother’s Day special running which was a few dollars more per person than their normal price, but they had more specialty items as well. (We said we’ll have to go again to see what a normal service includes.) I stuffed myself silly on sushi—but only managed to eat two plates full! I still got my money’s worth, though, so it was all good!

Then it was off to Lowe’s where we picked up the gardening stuff we needed, and then it was back home—just in time because Owen was ready to eat.

It turns out Tom didn’t do the planting because it is supposed to frost tonight—so that will come tomorrow. But I did get in a nap!!! YAY!!! And then Tom watched the boy so I was able to make dinner! (He apologized for me having to make dinner but I was more than happy to do it since I hardly even have the time or energy to do it anymore!)

So it’s been a WONDERFUL first mother’s day!!!

Owen’s first restaurant!

We wanted to go out to eat with mom (Gramma Jean) before she left, so it was going to be Owen’s first meal out! I know, I know…we could have taken him out before this, but I was just always afraid it was going to end badly…yes, I’m a wussy first-time parent!

But it went very well—he slept almost the entire time, and we had a nice meal to boot!

He was still sleeping (or awake but calm!) when we left, so we decided to go grocery shopping as well (to show mom one of the great stores around here—Nino Salvaggios). He did well through that, too…good boy!

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I hate lazy, stupid people.

So I was just at Target and pulling in, a woman coming towards me stopped and put her blinker on. I notice the empty spot she was eyeing, and motioned her in (I needed a spot near the corral so I could snag a cart to put the boy in—but I wouldn’t have taken the spot anyway. But that’s neither here nor there).

So I go to a space about 10 slots down, go grab a cart, unload the boy, get the cart and his diaper bag situated, and start towards the store. The woman, who so desperately wanted that space, was STILL pulling in. Apparently, there were a bunch of carts in that spot, and she took the time to stop pulling in, move them ALL into the roadway, then pull her car in—AND LEFT ALL THE CARTS IN THE MIDDLE OF THE >:XX >:XX LANE.

So I get in the store and am printing out a bridal registry, when she comes in and stops at customer service—of course jumping ahead of others waiting to tell the clerk that someone needs to go out and get some carts that are in the middle of the road.

What a >:XX asshat.

It’s 65 out today. And sunny. And gorgeous. And she was maybe 35 and looked to be in good health. Yet she needed that closer spot and then felt the need to be annoying and push all the carts into the middle of the lane so that others would be inconvenienced, and then cut in line no less to tell someone to go take care of it.

I hate people like her.

25 Additional Random Things

I keep thinking about my previous list of Random Things, and reading other people’s lists, and I wanted to have another go at it.

  1. Back in the day, I was sure I was going to write the next great American novel someday. I guess I still have time, but it seems much more of a pipe dream at this point in my life.
  2. Sometimes I think I want four or five kids, because I love having large family gatherings—and it’s what I’m used to. But I’m not sure I want to be pregnant that many times!
  3. I knew the night I met my husband that we would get married. It was love at first sight.
  4. Someday I will live in my dream house—a ranch with enough space for everything, a great party kitchen with professional appliances, and a hot tub. There’s more, but that’s the gist.
  5. We’ve been on two cruises and I love them. LOVE THEM LOVE THEM LOVE THEM! I would go on a cruise every other month if I could afford it.
  6. I would love to live by family for the rest of my life, but I just don’t think we can live in the cold anymore.
  7. I hope that I can be a good parent. Everyone assures me I will be, but I just don’t feel it yet.
  8. I could eat an entire box of Krispy Kreme Original donuts if given the opportunity. Especially if they were Hot & Fresh.
  9. My favorite salad is mixed greens with Craisins, toasted pecans, feta cheese, and Amish Dressing (a sweet mustard dressing).
  10. Sometimes I want to sell everything and just start over.
  11. I am a PC person (we have three), but would be willing to give a Mac a try if they weren’t so damn expensive.
  12. I’ve always wanted to see Jimmy Buffet in concert and he’s coming here in August. I’m keeping my fingers crossed!
  13. I really want to travel around the world—one of my top places is Fiji, where we initially wanted to go for our honeymoon but never quite made it.
  14. I love music from the 50s and 60s. I guess it’s from growing up listening to it via my parents!
  15. I have never had a broken bone.
  16. I have been to the emergency room four times that I can remember: 1) when I jammed scissors into my hand when I was about seven or eight, 2) when I fell off my bike in high school, 3) when I sliced the tip of my finger off in college when working at Glen’s, and 4) when I fell down the stairs last year and twisted both my ankles.
  17. I love organization—storage containers/bins/baskets, shelving, labellers… Maybe because I’m a packrat as well?
  18. I hate my legs so rarely wear skirts or dresses unless they are ankle length. I hate shorts, too, but had to wear them in North Carolina to survive the summers.
  19. I miss reading. I couldn’t even tell you the last “real” book I read (real meaning NOT baby-related help books).
  20. I cannot believe our thermostat is set at 60 for a Michigan winter—and our heating bill is still $300.
  21. I just figured out that my numerology life path number is 5, which “suggests that you entered this plane with a highly progressive mindset, with the attitude and skills to make the world a better place.” Interesting.
  22. Someday I hope to have a job I truly enjoy. I can’t even imagine what that would be like. Heaven, maybe?
  23. I know I complain too much and am trying to get better about that. Or at least tell the same amount of “good” stories so people don’t think my life is ALL bad.
  24. I love love love my car, a 2001 Toyota Highlander purchased brand new a week before we got married. I would buy the same exact car in an instant, but the new Highlanders are NOT the same.
  25. I have a personalized license plate that says TRAVCTY. It was strange living in NC and having people know what it meant!

Impossible to find a heater

So after we got our first heating bill of about $200—and only having had the thermostat set to about 67°—we decided to turn it down even more and try to find a small heater to heat just the living room (where we spend the most time).

The living room sits on a slab and is FREEZING. We have covered the bay window with plastic and we have plugged the fireplace with styrofoam, but it’s still cold (even before last week’s arctic cold front). On average, a thermometer registers 55-57°. 88| >:XX

We obviously don’t want anything expensive or anything that will crank up our electric bill. And we thought it would be easy to find a heater. Just do a bit of research then go buy one.

Ha.

HAHA.

I think after two weeks, we’re on our fourth heater.

The first was the highly recommended DeLonghi mica panel radiator for $80 at Home Depot. I didn’t like it, as it didn’t seem to heat up the room enough. It’s a hard room to heat, though, as it’s open to the kitchen.

The next one we tried was a friend-recommended Vornado electric heater—for about $140. That didn’t heat up the room well, either. A few degrees, but I wanted more than a few degrees, because that only put it up to like 61° or so. And for that much money, I wanted better results.

The next one was a parabolic heat dish from Costco for $60—we had high hopes because it put out a lot of heat on the display. Just not when we got it home. Well, if you stood directly in front of it you got warm…just not the whole room.

The next was an oil-filled radiator from Lowes which pretty much everyone said would be perfect. Can I get a big HAHA on that one? We gave it the few hours to warm up and…nothing. Another few degrees to 61° was all we got.

So now we have no idea what to try next.

Stupid winter.

Glider rocker has been purchased!

We weren’t planning on spending money on a glider rocker quite yet, but we knew we wanted one… so after we researched them (gotta love the Baby Bargains book) and saw that the recommended ones were $400+ (not including ottoman), it was off to the baby store to actually sit in one to test it out (to see if it was really worth the money).

We also knew from past experience that not all gliders are not created equal, and I knew I’d have to sit in one before buying it to make sure I fit (well, my hips that is). And I have to say that the gliders were nice. NICE. But there was NO WAY we could afford a new one. Besides, even if we could, we asked and they apparently take 10-12 weeks to come in!

So I checked Craigslist and there were a few, so I emailed them and decided on one. We went to check it out (glider PLUS ottoman!) and it fit well and was comfortable, so now we have a glider! YAY!

Keys lost in the move.

So I finally decided that today was the day to finally put all our files back in the file cabinet. (Yes, unfortunately, they take them ALL out and pack them in boxes.) >:XX

Yes, I know it makes the file cabinet lighter, but what the hell difference does it make if the weight is concentrated in the file cabinet or if it’s dispersed throughout six small boxes? It’s not like they can’t pack/lift/move/transport heavy things. GRRRR. I know there must be a reason, but it still irritated me.

So anyway, Tom brought down all the boxes and I went to open the file cabinet and—oh crap! that’s right!—they had me lock the cabinet so the drawers didn’t pop open. And I distinctly remember locking it, taking the keys, and putting them….somewhere obvious so we’d know where they were. (We NEVER lock the file cabinet and the keys are always hanging from the lock.)

Of course, two months later, I have no earthly idea where the stupid keys are. I should have just put them on my keychain (obvious NOW) or taped them to the file cabinet—but at the time, wherever I put them made perfect sense.

I have searched all the places that seem obvious to me now (like my purse or the junk drawers) but pretty much every place I can think of where the keys might be are places/things that were originally packed—so I would not have put the keys there.

So I decided to check the HON website…and for $10 (shipped) I can get a new key. I figured it was worth it…and of course ordering new keys will mean I will find the original keys (because that’s how life works). But at least then we will have two sets.

I hate Kroger bottle return.

I was SOOOOOO damn frustrated today, I would have rather just thrown every last bottle and can away.

We had two FULL garbage bags of returnables. I assumed beforehand that there might be one or two that made the trip from North Carolina—so I was prepared for that.

So imagine my surprise—and frustration—when the very first can I put in got spit back at me.

Well, wait.

First, of the four self-serve stations, only two were working. And of the one plastic station that was working, it didn’t seem to be working too well. (Once I moved on to the glass bottles, and saw that the plastic guides were constantly moving once you started putting bottles in, I realized the plastic station wasn’t working right.)

So my first can got spit back. I looked at it, and it had a Michigan deposit. Ooooo-kay. So I tried again, and it spit it back at me again. Fine.

Bottle #2. Ditto.

Bottle #3. Ditto.

What the hell? These were ALL Michigan cans and bottles!! >:XX

Then I remembered that stores won’t take the bottles if they don’t sell the product…but these were like 2-liters of Faygo and Coke that I KNOW we bought there.

So I tried some of the rejected bottles again. And what do you know? THIS TIME they worked. So with each can I tried, I had to try it two or three times before it finally took. >:XX

And since the moving guides weren’t working, I had to practically shove my entire arm down the chute in order for the machine to read the bar code. And then, of course, 75% of the time it would spit it back at me anyway.

I started to try to flick them back there (so I didn’t have to stick my arm in) and then I got the error message “PLEASE DO NOT THROW CANS.” >:XX

I finally gave up on the plastic and moved to glass, which worked like a charm (as smoothly as I had expected the whole process to work from the beginning).

Then it was back to plastic for another go-round with my Michigan rejects.

I ended up bringing half a bag home and only getting about $2.00 in actual returnables.

As it also happened, I think Owen decided to sit on a nerve or something, because I could barely stand, let alone walk, so my actual planned shopping trip was out the window, and I hobbled back to the car, fuming all the way.

Needless to say I think “bottle return” now falls under Tom’s Honey Do list. |-|

Irritating coupon usage

It irritates me when you use a coupon at a store (say, $10 off $50) and it takes a certain percentage off each item you buy—instead of just a generic $10.

Why?

Because when you return something, you “lose out” on part of that $10 you saved because they return the item at what you paid for it.

Now, I am sure they do this to make the cashier’s life easier—that way they don’t have to wonder “Now, with this return, did the customer still qualify for the coupon?”

But it screws the customer.

We spent $150 at Lowe’s last night. Used a $10 off $50 coupon. Today we returned $30 worth of stuff—still enough to qualify for the full amount of the coupon—but got penalized for returning something because now our $10 coupon was really only worth about $8.

No, not a big deal in the grand scheme of things…but irritating nonetheless.

This has also happened at Lane Bryant, and I’ve fought it before (and won) but it wears you down and it’s almost worth losing the $2 or $5 not to have to deal with it.