Tom and Owen don’t enjoy puzzles but here they are because it’s a Michigan State Puzzle. 🧩🏈 Needless to say I did most of what you see here and no one lasted long.

And here’s Maggie, who doesn’t quite understand.

Tom and Owen don’t enjoy puzzles but here they are because it’s a Michigan State Puzzle. 🧩🏈 Needless to say I did most of what you see here and no one lasted long.

And here’s Maggie, who doesn’t quite understand.


I’m already thinking about our Saturday dinners we can’t have and our awesome Back to School BBQ that will likely not happen…so get ready. That’s all I’m saying. RSVP NOW. Depending how long this shiz really goes on and depending what happens with Tom’s work sitch…we may also add a Housewarming to the mix. Who’s in?!
If you need replenishments on items you usually purchase there, consider the friends you know who sell makeup, skincare, hair care, etc.! (HINT HINT—I’ve got you covered.)

If you’re going to order online anyway, you could be helping a family with your purchase…
Since everyone was getting on the virtual event bandwagon, I did as well. I scheduled an event on Facebook called Show me your drunk face and invited just about everyone I know:

I wasn’t sure how well it would go over but figured what the heck. So imagine my surprise when people started posting anf posting and kept posting and kept posting… It was a success! I even went live a time or two, a bunch of us did shots at the same time, and it was really fun.

What really surprised me, though, that people kept posting even after the event was over! Like days later! So, stay tuned for what happened later…
The cable is only about a month old and they’ve only had their devices back sporadically. Yet this still happened.

So Illinois just announced a Shelter in Place until at least April 7 (though I’m predicting longer). So just like this past week, we’ll continue to be saving humanity by staying the F home (Tom is working from home now, too). Please do the same so we don’t have to keep doing this until Christmas.

I’ve been feeling overwhelmed and stressed and not even wanting to get dressed, let alone put makeup on…so this is what I did today.

My thoughts? Day-um I’m a plain Jane. But also day-um I clean up pretty well.

And just to show you the WHOLE thing… Here are a bunch of outtakes and bad pics. I took 97 pictures total.




I don’t think these detox and moisturizing masks will help with Covid-19 but our skin will certainly feel awesome. 🙌🏻



Not sure what this was about.


I had to go to my regular chiropractor visit this morning and didn’t want to take the kids so left them at home alone for the first time. I can be there and back in like 20 minutes so it was a good test.
When I was done I called home to Alexa from the parking lot to see how they were doing and if I could run to Sam’s. Katie answered in a towel so I love she’d finished her shower as instructed. They said they were good so off I went. Yay for them getting older!!

The school schedule worked pretty well and we all survived…but there’s room for improvement for sure. But I also decided to start our taxes today and that was more of a nightmare than anything. Oh, and I scored toilet paper and tissue…but no milk. Cheers!

One of the Facebook memes is to talk about your day with your kids but calling them your coworkers. Without further ado…
My female coworker lost her shit when her hair didn’t do what she wanted and ended up whimpering in my lap while I tried to gently explain she’s kinda stuck with her hair forever.
My male coworker is still behaving nicely in order to earn his daily Xbox time. The female doesn’t seem to give two shits about the Xbox time.
Both coworkers are blind to Legos on the floor and lost some when maintenance vacuumed.
ETA: Both co-workers needed to be reminded that they can make their own lunches. They used to do it every day so why am I now a chef? Make yourself a damn sandwich.







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Owen. Within maybe two hours of being home from a full weekend of camping with his scouting friends (and after a brief discussion about our new Covid Rules including Mythbuster videos on how germs travel), was whining and mopey: “Whoever started the coronavirus is stupid because I can’t play with my friends.”
Katie was sooooooooooo booooored allllllll daaaaaaay. Like she’s never had a weekend day without friends. I finally had to tell her if she told me she was bored we’d start cleaning and throwing stuff away.
I tried to have them help me make Brazilian bread for dinner and that went south almost immediately because no one listens to me or reads directions.

I honestly don’t know how I’m going to survive this.












No one else showed up today so she had the instructor all to herself… She was done with her lesson when I challenged her to swim the length of the pool.
And showing off her mermaid moves…
Play time afterwards…






Tom hates puzzles but I guess he’ll suck it up for a little bit for his little girl.


Well, solo in that one of us wasn’t going, too. They were heading to Wisconsin for a quick weekend trip in cabins.


We were so thrilled when pics started coming in—we hadn’t expected it so were happy to get intel!

I love the blue background…but when I’m also in blue I turn into a floating head.


Realizing you’re stopping to get a Nothing Bundt Cakes bundtlet…

Realizing your year of free bundlets is over…

Our favorite restaurant has Buy One Get One lunches twice a month so we always try to go. They also have birch tree decor and purple benches.

Bella’s sore had stopped bleeding overnight so we let her out onto our (covered) bed because that’s her comfy place and I wanted her to be comfy. But she didn’t want to lay down until I put a pair of my pants on the bed. And that’s where she was all day.
