
She’s a long little doggy





Just kidding, it’s for my jaw pain. Hopefully this will let me open my mouth without pain again.
That said, I don’t think I look 49, do I? I don’t need any other Botox because SeneGence has taken care of all that for me!

The view from the deck…before finishing packing and heading to the airport.


We were up early to start the day at Weeki Wachee State Park — we were planning on hitting the waterpark and the live mermaid show (which they are famous for). But unfortunately, Linda and I BOTH read the information completely wrong in the exact same way…so the actual waterpark (slides, lazy river, etc.) wasn’t open. There were some birds wandering around but other than that it was pretty dead.

We did stay for the mermaid show and though it was neat it wasn’t super exciting. I guess it’s a cool “Hey we did that” time!

So then Lin wanted to head to another park—Homosassa Springs Wildlife State Park. We stopped for lunch at a random pizza place I found on Yelp and had to laugh when it was right next to a Marine Corps recruiting office!




I can honestly say I’ve never seen this sign before:






Then we stopped for ice cream on our way home…because how could you NOT stop at this huge ice cream cone?!

And then it was time to go home…which the kids were excited about because Grannie said we could go to the pool and promised Owen he could drive!

It was pretty dead when we got there around 6. I actually went in the pool and underwater with Katie! She was impressed I could do a front and back somersault — and she finally did a back one on her own. When Owen and Grannie came back about an hour later, the pool was empty except for my two.

Sidenote: The yacht-rock-esque station is playing Soldier of Love by Donny Osmond. It’s from 1989. GET OFF MY LAWN.
Then Katie and I sat on the back of the golf cart for our final ride…and had some fun as we rode over some bumps and Owen took some corners a little crazy.

Linda surprised us and told us she wanted to take us swimming with the manatees! So, being in a wetsuit was a first for me and the kids!



Unfortunately, this time of year is the end of the season — most manatees have already begun the trek to warmer waters — so we actually had to hunt for them a bit. We eventually found this mom and baby and followed them, hoping they’d go into calmer waters…which they did, but they didn’t really go to a place we could easily get to them.

We did eventually get into the water but it was hard to see much since the water was so cloudy. That said, at one point, a manatee swam directly under me! Like inches below me!
The guide was taking photos for us so that was nice not to have to worry about…but the manatees weren’t very calm today so we didn’t get pics of us with them underwater. This is about the best we got of us in the same photo:

The kids loved the guide’s description of them as “2000 pound sea potatoes!”



Back home, we completed the beach glass puzzle with one day to spare!

Owen was serenading us with his snoring.


Today we went out to eat a late lunch with Linda’s Aunt Carol (who lives about 30 minutes away) and then went back to swim in her community pool! The kids loved the indoor pool!

Once again, Grannie and the kids went to the village square to listen to the live music while I stayed home and worked!
We started the day with a delicious breakfast at The Flying Biscuit and then did some souvenir shopping.
On the way home we stopped at a farmer’s market to get some Honey Bell oranges (omggggggg they were super juicy and delicious) and couldn’t resist taking a pic of this gigantic carrot!

Then we went home and went to the pool again for a bit.
It was nicer outside than in so I did my reading thang on the porch (yes, with sunglasses and reading glasses).

Grannie and the kids went to the village square to listen to the live music while I stayed home and worked!

Grannie surprised the kids with a longer golf cart drive…for Johnny Rockets for brunch — somewhere we ate on the cruise! They loved it! Grannie and I enjoyed adult shakes.

Then we walked around a little, Katie named two turtles in the bay, we got some souvenirs, and then went to another pool.

I had this exchange with the waitress:
Waitress: So that's a strawberry daiquiri.
Me: Margarita.
Waitress: Yes, daiquiri.
Me: Not daiquiri, margarita.
Waitress: Yes I know what you mean.

Aaaand it tasted like a daiquiri to me! (Not bad but…not a margarita!)

Back to the pool after dinner…

Unfortunately someone got a little too much sun…

Soooo happy to be able to wash my face tonight!


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Welcome to creepy crawlies!

First practice session driving the golf cart! Grannie is brave!!!

Driving all of us to the pool!


My view today from the shade of a cabana at one of the “executive” pools.

Katie: I haven’t put sunscreen on in a long time. This feels weird to be doing it in March.

The kids immediately disappeared in the pool. Grannie was in the sun. The music was great. I read my Kindle and hit the adults-only hot tub — then ordered a frozen margarita!

Of course I was 100% in my element—so the kids didn’t want to stay too long. (I thought we’d be there all day like we are when we go to our pool…but we were only there like 1.5 hours!)

It only took us about 15 minutes from Tom dropping us off to sitting at our gate!


I gave the kids mini lessons on how to navigate in an airport—checking boards for gate info, following signs, using the moving walkway, how to take your suitcase on an escalator, etc. Gave them my credit card and told them to go buy their own lunches.
This was the biggest gate I’ve ever been at—an entire room!—which makes sense because it was the biggest plane I’ve been on (3/4/3 seat configuration)!



Aaaaand I realized halfway to the airport that I forgot my cleanser! If you know me at all, you know I’m crazy about my skincare regimen!! So it was INSTANT panic! So I asked in one of my distributor chats if anyone happened to be close to where I was staying…thinking someone could mail something and I’d maybe get it next day. And a handful of ladies volunteered to ship something but someone was actually in the same area! And she’s dropping off some skincare samples for me tomorrow!



I left them alone for about 20 minutes while I was cleaning upstairs…and they got ahold of BOTH of Katie’s tennis shoes and somehow managed to pull out BOTH inserts…and chew both of them into a hundred pieces… strewn mostly in the living room but I also found pieces in the kitchen and by the front door.

Chewing things up is exhausting.




Y’ALL. I got a compliment on my lipstick from an older gentleman at Aldi!

This is what I tried to do:















Haha. It’s right on the heat vent.

And there’s potting soil in the kitchen because Tom repotted a plant while I was gone.




Anna: I really like the Zero version. 4/5 stars
Jen: I am not a huge flavored pop fan but I give the regular version a 3/5.
Tom tried both and liked the Zero version better. 4/5
We have consensus that it needs vodka. 😂
