Calgon, take me away!

Owen’s baseball stuff is in Tom’s truck BECAUSE OF COURSE IT IS.

I don’t have enough time to go get his stuff and make it back to pick him up from strength training and then get to baseball camp.

Owen doesn’t want to go to baseball camp anyway because his arm hurts.

Oh, and he doesn’t want to go to baseball camp at all anymore because “he knows everything already” — forget that we spent $200 on it.

Tom isn’t answering his texts.

I checked Owen’s summer health class scores and they are not where they should be.

The housekeepers come tomorrow, and I just want to burn the house down.

And the new swipe keyboard I’m testing is a disaster.

Stalemate!

Y’all remember my first chess game against Owen when he checkmated me in like three moves?

Well let me just say… Our second game ended in a stalemate!

His response? “Aw man that was the worst game I’ve ever played!”

Gee thanks buddy.

I told him I’m definitely not as good as he is but I can play.

No pic of the board because he packed that ish up right away. 😂

Revisiting Scream

Omg y’all. We watched the original 1996 Scream tonight because Katie has been saying she wants to watch horror movies.

This was the first movie Tom and I saw together in the theater so we wanted to see how it held up. Of course we didn’t remember how bloody it really was… Owen bowed out after the first few scenes saying he didn’t like scary movies. Katie freaking loved it and now wants to watch the rest of the series. (I hadn’t kept track and there are six!)

I’m not a fan of horror/slasher films (I’ve never had any desire to see any of the Freddy/Jason franchises) so we’ll see what happens next.

I’m feeling murderous right now.

I left a cabinet open and somehow the dogs got into a bag AND a box and…Katie just found this.

This is what it originally looked like:

It’s just a ‘thing’ so it probably shouldn’t bother me as much as it did—but it was one of my souvenirs from the week I spent with my mom at Pysanky On The River last year and I met the artist (Theresa Somerset, who is amazing) and she had so many beautiful eggs that it took awhile for me to decide and pick this one… And it was expensive and can’t be replaced (I asked).

Stupid dogs.

And just like that we have a high schooler.

Owen volunteered to play in the jazz band before his promotion ceremony!

I love that he was able to walk with his good friend Lucas…

And Anna (as school board president) was able to give him his diploma!

And then it was off to our celebratory dinner at The Chocolate Sanctuary because it’s closing soon! Of course I forgot to get a photo of our whole group but I did get a picture of my chocolate strawberry martini!

A night at Great Wolf Lodge

I told the kids that if I ever got a decent deal I’d take them. So… Friday was the day. And they each got to invite a friend. Tom stayed home with the dogs and Anna came with me!

Aaand totally unlike me, I didn’t take a single photo the entire day/night… except one of Anna asleep at 8:03!

But the next morning after Owen left for his baseball game, the remaining three did the ropes course!

Getting higher!