NEW YEAR NEW YOU: Vision Boards

Do you do vision boards? This was the first one I ever did and truthfully I only did it because it was an assignment for a training class. Little did I know that almost everything on it would come true!! Whoa!!

✅ My eye make up application isn’t amazing but it is miles ahead of where I started. And I don’t feel crazy nervous anymore. Looking forward to advancing in 2019!!

✅ I doubled my team. Most of them are in it for the discount but that’s fine with me—I’m thrilled people are getting their lipstick and skincare at a discount!

✅ I more than doubled my sales. Almost tripled, actually!! Now, I take that with a grain of salt because my first “year” was only nine months plus it was my first year. 😂

✅ We haven’t yet taken our Disney family cruise but I did make enough money for it. (Well, we didn’t actually plot out the whole cruise budget but I’m pretty sure I came damn close.)

❌ I didn’t make my weight loss goal but that started again today. I did it before…I can do it again (and I obviously don’t have as much to lose this time).

I’m now thinking about what to put on my 2019 vision board for another training… I think my word for 2019 is Simplify but I’m not sure how to translate that to a vision board quite yet…

Owen finally broke me today.

We’re moving him to the guest room (half the size) and he’s losing half of his stuff. He’s had at least three warnings over the past six months yet he was surprised I was serious and he wanted more chances. Sorry, no. Mom doesn’t play. ESPECIALLY after the events of the day.

Background:

His room is always a disaster. I only ask that every so often it gets picked up so I don’t have to pole vault to walk in—laundry in baskets, legos picked up, etc. But his laundry is from one end to the other (under the bed, in the closet, in toy bins, etc.) and I am tired of getting clean clothes in the dirty laundry. Things get shoved every place imaginable and he can never find anything. Yes I know this is mostly typical kid stuff, but he gives us unbelievable attitude when we ask that he do something as simple as gather laundry. I’ve gone in with him multiple times (as has Grannie) to clean and organize and he always whines and moans and complains…but agrees to keep it clean. We told him when we moved in he got the big room so he had room for him and Katie (and friends) to play but with his room always a mess, no one can play in there. And he won’t pick it up. So he’s been warned multiple times that if he can’t keep it REMOTELY picked up, he will be losing stuff and moving to the smaller guest bedroom.

So…I’ve spent the last two hours in his room just going through and throwing shit away and sorting stuff to keep and give away. He will be starting with a very small selection of books and a handful of Legos and Pokémon cards. If he can keep his room (somewhat) clean, he’ll earn back more.

#HappyF’ingNewYear #WorstNYEyet #NowMyBackHurts #TimeForMargaritas

Owen broke the wall.

The kids were being loud playing upstairs then we heard a really loud THUNK and soon Miss Tattletale was running down to us to tell us Owen put a hole in the wall. Okay, whatever, let me go see.

HOLY SHIT.

Yeah…. He was doing gymnastic front rolls in the tiny hallway space upstairs and managed to kick his heel through the wall.

This was after a stressful morning during which both kids were amazingly annoying.

Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.

Katie cut her hair!

I’m crying. Katie brushed her hair on her own after her bath yesterday (something she’s done many times) and this is what I found on the floor by my sink when I went to bed. 😳 She decided to cut out a big knot instead of asking for help. And of course managed to cut way more hair than necessary.

The upsides are that she figured out a solution on her own and that with her crazy mess of curls we can’t even tell and she doesn’t need an emergency haircut.

Christmas lights!

Grannie wanted to see some lights while they were here so we went to the county fairgrounds. It was too hard to take pics but it was neat—the lights were all synchronized to a local radio station. The reindeer and tunnel (pictured) were my favorites.

We also went to a personal residence that had an amazing display (also set to music). It gave me some good ideas for when we finally plant roots… 🙂

Purple nails, take 2.

After my recent bad experience with the press on nails, friends suggested I try a powder dip manicure. It is more expensive, but is stronger and lasts longer plus doesn’t hurt your nails… So on our way home I called and made the appointment.

Even though I went in with somewhat of an idea the color I wanted, choosing one was overwhelming.

This was a disconcerting part—most of my nails were too short (and in such bad condition) that they had to add tips first.

It was a very interesting process to watch and I had a ton of questions but the language barrier was for real. Less than an hour later, I had these! I love them!

Merry Christmas from the little beasts!

Yes, these masks might have freaked them out just a bit hiding in their big Santa bags. 😂

Tom and I were up before 7…but the kids weren’t—their phones were still outside their bedroom doors!! Well, if I was up they were going to be up [dammit!] so just as I was about to get Owen up he walked out, and then we had him wake Katie up!

Santa screwed up a little by using the same paper for our gifts, too, and not making sure ours all had name tags… The kids were too excited to see their paper on other gifts that weren’t in their Santa bags so ended up opening a few of ours. Oh well. Maybe next year Santa won’t start wrapping quite so late.

Both kids were excited to see a programmable robot that they’d previously asked for and forgot about… Plus Santa did bring some things they specifically asked for (ballet shoes and Pokémon cards) so they were happy. All gifts were open by 8am. 🙂

WHAT U TALKIN BOUT

The cousins were all having a ball playing together and I thought they’d have a blast playing “WHAT U TALKIN BOUT?” (the game where you try to say phrases while wearing dental mouthpieces—there are many versions of this game). Katie had bought it for Owen for Christmas and we weren’t set to open it for days but I am glad we did…we haven’t laughed so hard in a long time! It was definitely worth the $2.50 sale price at the dollar store.

A Pinterest half-fail.

As soon as I saw these on Pinterest I knew I wanted to make them—we have a bunch of branches in various sizes so it was perfect. I thought it would be a quick 20-minute project.

Ha. Haha.

Tom brought in a Rubbermaid bin full of rounds and I could tell within minutes it wasn’t going to be as easy as I had imagined. It was really difficult to get just the right widths to layer so they looked right. And of course they weren’t all round so you had to try and match shapes. And even though we had like three big branches, it didn’t correlate to the right size pieces. I think I worked for over an hour trying to get a few decent trees (these were going to be gifts).

In the end they aren’t Pinterest Perfect, but they’re still cute, so it’s only a half fail. 🙂