Riding in the car:
Owen: Mom! Katie took her shoes off!
Me: Katie, you need to put your shoes on if you want to go outside.
Katie: *raspberry*
Owen: Katie, that is not a good decision.
Playing in the pool:
Katie: Are you hungry mama?
Me: No.
Katie: Are you hungry Owie?
Owen: Yes! I want electricery soup with guns in it.
Owen pooped in the potty and I said it was a small poop.
Owen: No, it’s big.
Me: No, it’s small.
Owen: Big.
Me: Small.
Owen: If you say that again I’m going to punch you in the face.
Me: NO SIR.
Owen: Then I will…touch you in your eyeball.
I still hadn’t eaten lunch at 3:30 so was eating a small snack of tortilla chips, nacho cheese, and guacamole.
Owen: Can I have some chips and guacamole?
Me: This is my lunch. You already ate lunch with daddy. Remember? Your egg sandwich?
Owen: I can have double lunch!