Owen: Mom, you’re my best mom.
Owen: Cats speak in cat…English. One meow says no. Two meows says yes.
Charlie: Meow!
Owen: She said no!
Owen sneezed really hard and loud.
Me: Excuuuse you!
Owen: No, it’s not excuse you it’s bless you!
Owen: Mama…I’m SO happy.
Me: Happy?
Owen: I mean sad.