Facebook Status Updates

  • Jennifer Hudson has learned that Maggie can open the screen door to let herself in if you don’t do it in time.
  • Jennifer Hudson really wishes people would pick up after their kids at the park. This is not your personal trash can.
  • Jennifer Hudson Finally. After almost nine years I have a wedding album!
  • Jennifer Hudson hates when I FINALLY decide to buy something online because I can’t find it locally…then two days later I find it locally…on clearance.
  • Jennifer Hudson has cut the 750+ photos from this weekend down to 333 on the first run through.
  • Jennifer Hudson is exhausted. Owen decided not to sleep last night, and instead scream every time we put him down. I ended up in the rocking chair with him—he slept, I didn’t.
  • Jennifer Hudson just took 600+ pictures of Owen in his pool with his new garage-sale slide. Sooooo much fun!
  • Jennifer Hudson is having a hard time reconciling Mr. Noodle being the creepy serial killer on CSI.
  • Jennifer Hudson just saw this response to a news article: “It just babbles my mind.” I’m not sure whether to laugh or be dumbfounded at the stupidity.
  • Jennifer Hudson just heard a loud clunk from upstairs–which means the little man is up and tossed the wipes off the dresser.
  • Jennifer Hudson is bummed that 1) LOST is over and 2) they ended it like they did. But mostly #1.
  • Jennifer Hudson knows road work has to be done, but I hate living in the middle of it—our main intersection is predicted to be janked through November and our neighborhood until August. BOOOOOOOO!
  • Jennifer Hudson had the king-sized bed covered with three cat-puke-prevention towels while we were gone…and the damn cat managed to barf in the 1/2″ seam where there was no towel.
  • Jennifer Hudson needs another Margarita.
  • Jennifer Hudson had a dream about John Casey last night. IBIMB.
  • Jennifer Hudson has a crankopotamus for a kid today.
  • Jennifer Hudson just bruised her arm and almost threw out her back trying to open a >:XX window. I hate this house sometimes.
  • Jennifer Hudson is being driven absolutely insane by our exceedingly intermittent internet connection.
  • Jennifer Hudson thinks the toddler shoe aisle is the mist frustrating place. Nothing in the right place, single shoes everywhere, shoes in wrong boxes. I hate people who disrupt aisles like that.
  • Jennifer Hudson 1) Harleys should NOT be allowed to run before 7am. Hell, 6am. Thank you SO much, neighbor. At least I finally fell back to sleep. 2) Stepping in cat vomit is NOT a good way to start the morning, especially when you’re carring a kid. 3) M-O-N-S-T-E-R-C-L-U-B-HOUSE.

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