Owen: Katie, smell this flower.
Katie sniffs.
Owen: No, Katie, stick your nose in the pink and smell.
We were watching The Incredibles.
Owen, while playing: I’m gonna kick your butt.
Me: Whaaat?
Owen, somewhat guiltily: Uh, I was saying it when there was a bad guy on TV.
I came into the room and Owen was chewing something that Tom had obviously given him.
Me: What are you eating?
Owen: Nothing—I’m finished!
We had yellow stickers on things we wanted the packers to leave alone.
Owen put a yellow sticker on Katie: I think we’re gonna keep you!
Owen: Wanna hear a good joke?
Me and Tom: Yes, of course!
Owen: Why did the chicken poop in the toilet?
Me: Why?
Owen: TO GET TO THE BACK YARD!
Me: INSTANTANEOUS OUTBURST OF LAUGHTER because he was so serious that it was a good joke.
Owen: I told you it was a good joke.