Me: Owen, Katie’s looking at you.
Owen: NO! No more looking at me!
Owen: Is it time to play the game?
Me: No. Why don’t you come in here with us?
Owen: No, I’ll stay in my room.
Me: Owen, can you put your underwear on please?
Owen: NO! NO MORE UNDERWEAR TONIGHT!
Me: Owen, please go let Maggie out.
Owen: Please not.
Me: Owen, do you want to watch The Lorax?
Owen: NO!! ……. Yes.