Facebook Status Updates

  • There’s nothing quite as disheartening as losing weight, going to buy new pants, and NOTHING fits—even in your old bigger size. WTF?!
  • I’m ready to call it quits already today. Everything is driving me insane and I want to scream. It’s a good thing these days are rare…
  • I just watched Brokeback Mountain. Welcome to 2005.
  • I finally finished a book at Shutterfly only to realize upon final edit that I had two empty pages in the middle. #firstworldproblems
  • One thing I miss about Michigan? Not being able to easily get my favorite Traverse City wines.
  • How long would 25# of rice last in your house? Our last bag was about three years. Recipes, anyone? #samsclub
  • Oh my gawd. 21 Jump Street was freakin hilarious.
  • It wouldn’t be a normal night at our house if we didn’t have to go in and get Katie at least four times after we put her to bed. I don’t know HOW she can store burps like she does…
  • I never imagined the most productive hours of my day would be from 6:30–9:30am.
  • Where do all the pacifiers disappear to?! We started with four and are down to two. In two weeks.

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