I should stay out of the kitchen for awhile. Within the past few days, I have:
- grated my thumb (while grating cheese for mac and cheese).
- stabbed myself in the palm (by simply holding and walking with a knife).
- accidentally dumped a cup of syrup on my pancakes.
- grabbed a just-out-of-the-oven pan bare-handed (after I had successfully taken it out of the oven with potholders).