Seriously, guess what I just @$&% had to do! I don’t think you could guess if you guessed for 10 years.
I had to pull grass out of Maggie’s butt because she couldn’t poop it out! 88|
No lie.
I see her out there squatting and straining and I am not seeing anything else come out, so I grab some tissue and head out and I see blades of grass actually sticking out of her butt. So I pull them out and there are more. And I actually had to tug a little—I was actually afraid something larger was in there and I was going to hurt her. Then I pulled out a weed or something that was, no shit, like 4″ long with little bulbs on the end.
Oh.
My.
God.
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Congratulations! You are now a professional poop puller!